Man puts cellphone charger up his penis, stuck in bladder, removed by surgeons.

[edbermac]

(CNN)An Indian man who went to hospital with abdominal pain had inserted a mobile phone charger cable into his penis, a doctor who treated him told CNN on Monday.

The man visited a hospital in northeastern India last month, claiming he had ingested some earphones, said Dr. Walliul Islam, a general surgeon at the hospital.

But when the cord didn't appear despite the patient being prescribed laxatives, doctors resorted to surgery.

"He came to us after five days, (and) despite passing stool several times the cable did not come out. We then conducted an endoscopy but still couldn't find anything. As the patient complained of severe pain, we decided to perform surgery and found that there was nothing in his intestine," Islam told CNN.

It was at that point that an x-ray revealed the man to have a two-foot-long charging cable in his bladder -- inserted via his urethra, the tube that leads from the penis to the bladder.

The patient has been discharged and is fine, according to Islam.

"I have read that people used to get sexual gratification by inserting instruments through the penis. This is one such case, and the psychiatrist can help him beyond this point," Islam added.


https://edition.cnn.com/2020/06/08/india/india-man-phone-charger-bladder-scli-intl/index.html

Taking phone sex too literally.

[The Velveteen Ocelot]

1. But did he plug it in?

[PJMcK]

3. You're bad. You really are bad.

I love it!

[grumpyduck]

2. A two-foot cable?????

How the hell did he do that?

[Cirque du So-What]

4. They spent a good deal of time poking around the Hershey Highway

but it never occurred to mention the 2-ft cable he'd inserted up wee willie?

[PJMcK]

5. A story from "Everything You Always Wanted To Know About Sex..."

A man was admitted to the emergency room complaining of severe lower abdominal pain. During the exam, the doctor decided to check the man's anus. When he separated the man's cheeks, the doctor was almost blinded by the bright flashlight the man had inserted into himself.

Good thing it wasn't a laser pointer.

[mitch96]

7. As a young X-ray tech the same thing happened to me...

Got a request for an abdominal xray for pain.. The ER doc told me when he stuck the sigmoidoscope in the gent's anus a light shown back at him!!!! The xray showed a penlite flashlight in his rectoSigmoid.. ouch!
We saw a lot of foreign objects in all the orafices in the body.. Some more interesting than others...
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[PJMcK]

9. Sounds like fun work

Not!

Funny, though.

[mitch96]

10. I never did like dealing with body fluids.. yuck.. I did it.. it was my job but I did not like it.nt

[lastlib]

6. That's one way to get a charge out of life....

Paging Mr. Darwin! Keep an eye on this one....

Yeah, taking phone sex too literally--and doing it for no charge, to boot.

[whistler162]

14. Send me $5,000,000 and I will

insure you to ensure no one sues you

[lame54]

11. Can you hear me ow!

[Wounded Bear]

12. "The patient has been discharged"

They really didn't say that, did they?

[Aristus]

15. HA!

[Kaleva]

13. He was automatically granted Florida citizenship.

[Iggo]

16. Beeeeeeeee-cuuuuuuuzzzzzz...?

[Kaleva]

17. Some climb Mount Everest. Some go to the moon. Some stick things up their dick.

[sarge43]

18. "Because it was there." n/t

[Kaleva]

19. That's one small step for a man. That's one two-foot-long charging cable up my dick.

[Kaleva]

20. Ask not what your country can do for you. Ask how many ft of cable you can get up your dick.

[sarge43]

21. Thanks for the belly laugh

I've heard more than one man complain that their little friend never leaves them alone.

So stick a charging cable in 'im; maybe that will shut 'im up?

[maxrandb]

22. His DU name was InnocentOne

[Amy-Strange]

23. I had to recommend this, because...

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it's just too damn funny, but I'd really like to know why he did this?
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