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Wicked Blue

(8,480 posts) Thu Aug 27, 2020, 10:01 AM Aug 2020

How many MAGAts does it take to change a lightbulb?

None. They just shoot the bulbs out and lurk in the dark, trading QAnon theories.

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How many MAGAts does it take to change a lightbulb? (Original Post) Wicked Blue Aug 2020 OP

Good one, my dear Wicked Blue! CaliforniaPeggy Aug 2020 #1

How nice to hear from you, California Peggy! Wicked Blue Aug 2020 #3

Yep. FM123 Aug 2020 #2

Absolutely. Just like vampires. Wicked Blue Aug 2020 #4

None, they like being in the dark n/t AmyStrange Aug 2020 #5

Twenty-two jmowreader Aug 2020 #6

Good one nt Wicked Blue Aug 2020 #7

CaliforniaPeggy

(156,170 posts)

1. Good one, my dear Wicked Blue!

Reply to Wicked Blue (Original post)

Thu Aug 27, 2020, 10:03 AM

Aug 2020

Thanks for the laugh!

Wicked Blue

(8,480 posts)

3. How nice to hear from you, California Peggy!

Reply to CaliforniaPeggy (Reply #1)

Thu Aug 27, 2020, 10:38 AM

Aug 2020

Glad you liked it.
You're one of my very favorite posters here.

FM123

(10,336 posts)

2. Yep.

Reply to Wicked Blue (Original post)

Thu Aug 27, 2020, 10:05 AM

Aug 2020

They hate the light, it exposes them for what they are. Pure evil.

Wicked Blue

(8,480 posts)

4. Absolutely. Just like vampires.

Reply to FM123 (Reply #2)

Thu Aug 27, 2020, 10:39 AM

Aug 2020

Maybe some garlic - tons and TONS of garlic - would drive them away.

AmyStrange

(7,989 posts)

5. None, they like being in the dark n/t

Reply to Wicked Blue (Original post)

Thu Aug 27, 2020, 02:37 PM

Aug 2020

jmowreader

(52,910 posts)

6. Twenty-two

Reply to Wicked Blue (Original post)

Fri Aug 28, 2020, 10:53 PM

Aug 2020

One to change the bulb.

Seven to crawl around in the racking at Lowes, Home Depot and Walmart looking for incandescent bulbs.

Seven to go on Facebook, Twitter, instagram and Parler complaining about having to use LED bulbs.

And seven to write to Trump demanding he "make light bulbs great again" and bring back "freedom bulbs."

Wicked Blue

(8,480 posts)

7. Good one nt

Reply to jmowreader (Reply #6)

Sat Aug 29, 2020, 08:05 AM

Aug 2020

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