Getting the last laff - tombstone epitaphs

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Winston Churchill: "I am ready to meet my Maker. Whether my Maker is prepared for the great ordeal of meeting me is another matter."

Mel Blanc: "That's all folks!"

Rodney Dangerfield: "There goes the neighborhood."

Dr. Martin Luther King, Jr. "Free at last. Free at last. Thank God Almighty I'm Free at Last."

Dee Dee Ramone: "OK...I gotta go now."

Hank Williams: "I'll never get out of this world alive."

Lester Moore: "Here lies Lester Moore. Four slugs from a 44, no Les, no more."

Joan Hackett: "Go away -- I'm asleep."

George Johnson: "Here lies George Johnson, hanged by mistake 1882. He was right, we was wrong, but we strung him up and now he's gone."

From a Maryland cemetery: "Here lies an atheist. All dressed up and no place to go."

Ludolph van Ceulen: "3.14159265358979323846264338327950"

Spike Milligan: "Dúirt mé leat go raibh mé breoite." (I told you I was ill)

John Yeast: "Here lies Johnny Yeast. Pardon me for not rising."

More with some background:

https://people.howstuffworks.com/11-memorable-epitaphs.htm

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