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TEB

(12,841 posts)
Wed Dec 16, 2020, 02:09 PM Dec 2020

A romantic moment with my wife as we discuss her 54 pound weight gain

My dear wife of 34 years weighs in around 120 now she’s definitely 174 Five foot four inches. I made her cup of tea with honey. She said why don’t you come and sit with me on sectional and put on some nice music. And I sat down next to my wife and I said wow you have put on weight. The weight is Duncan pup sprawled out on her lap he is 54 pounds golden retriever pup sleeping hard cuddling my wife.

Sledding with his human brothers wore his pup ass out. I told my wife you wear it well she smiled. Just wait until after Sara brightman when she hears scorpions then ZZ Top.

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A romantic moment with my wife as we discuss her 54 pound weight gain (Original Post) TEB Dec 2020 OP
Sounds like an excellent playlist you have planned. MLAA Dec 2020 #1
I thought you would be in the doghouse when I read the title of the thread. TexasTowelie Dec 2020 #2
I love all dogs, but BIG dogs are the best. So much more to cuddle! hlthe2b Dec 2020 #3
Big lap dogs Ohiogal Dec 2020 #4
Duncan is definitely skynard call me the breeze TEB Dec 2020 #5
LOL Ohiogal Dec 2020 #6
Rec for a brave title malaise Dec 2020 #7
You totally yanked my chain. 3catwoman3 Dec 2020 #8

MLAA

(17,285 posts)
1. Sounds like an excellent playlist you have planned.
Wed Dec 16, 2020, 02:22 PM
Dec 2020

I bet Duncan will have great dreams to that music🙂

TEB

(12,841 posts)
5. Duncan is definitely skynard call me the breeze
Wed Dec 16, 2020, 04:25 PM
Dec 2020

As he zooming in snow he digs Georgia peaches and carries no load

3catwoman3

(23,975 posts)
8. You totally yanked my chain.
Wed Dec 16, 2020, 08:45 PM
Dec 2020

My first thought was, “Oh, man, his ass is gonna be grass.”

Well played.

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