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red dog 1

(32,388 posts) Sun Jan 3, 2021, 05:21 PM Jan 2021

Heard any good "change a light bulb" jokes lately?

Q) How many Republicans does it take to change a light bulb?

A) None..Trump just says it's fixed and the rest of them sit in the dark and applaud.

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Heard any good "change a light bulb" jokes lately? (Original Post) red dog 1 Jan 2021 OP

Popular one in Silicon Valley: Mr.Bill Jan 2021 #1

How many Trump University graduates does it take to change a light bulb? red dog 1 Jan 2021 #5

Q: How many psychiatrists does it take to change a light bulb? abqtommy Jan 2021 #2

How many Marxists does it take to screw in a lightbulb? The Velveteen Ocelot Jan 2021 #3

Q) How many Republicans does it take to change a light bulb? Leith Jan 2021 #4

Mr.Bill

(24,906 posts)

1. Popular one in Silicon Valley:

Reply to red dog 1 (Original post)

Sun Jan 3, 2021, 05:48 PM

Jan 2021

How many Stanford graduates does it take to change a light bulb?

Just one to hold the bulb while the whole world revolves around him.

red dog 1

(32,388 posts)

5. How many Trump University graduates does it take to change a light bulb?

Reply to Mr.Bill (Reply #1)

Mon Jan 4, 2021, 04:17 PM

Jan 2021

???

abqtommy

(14,118 posts)

2. Q: How many psychiatrists does it take to change a light bulb?

Reply to red dog 1 (Original post)

Sun Jan 3, 2021, 05:49 PM

Jan 2021

A: Only one, but the light bulb has to really want to change!

The Velveteen Ocelot

(128,920 posts)

3. How many Marxists does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Reply to red dog 1 (Original post)

Sun Jan 3, 2021, 06:11 PM

Jan 2021

None, the light bulb contains the seeds of its own revolution.

Leith

(7,864 posts)

4. Q) How many Republicans does it take to change a light bulb?

Reply to red dog 1 (Original post)

Sun Jan 3, 2021, 09:56 PM

Jan 2021

A) None. They would rather sit in the dark and blame Democrats.

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