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Related: Culture Forums, Support ForumsOK--two dogs and a cat die and go to heaven...
...and they face God, sitting on his throne. He turns to the first dog and says, "all right, what do you have to say for yourself?" The dog says, "I was a friend and companion of my human. We went on trips together, I was always there for him when he came home, we played together." God smiles and says, "fine. You can come and sit in this chair at my right hand."
Then He turns to the second dog, and asks: "now you, my friend. What have you to say for yourself?" And this dog says, "I was a service dog for a blind man. I accompanied him everywhere, made sure he had safe paths, and was a companion to him." And God smiles again, and says, "excellent! You may sit in this chair at my left hand."
Finally He turns to the cat and says, "and you? What have you to say for yourself?" And the cat looks right into God's eyes and says, "you're sitting in my chair."
I first heard this joke 50 years ago, but the recent death of a friend's cat brought it to mind...
niyad
(113,315 posts)Hoyt
(54,770 posts)give every cat Ive had since then my chair.
KT2000
(20,577 posts)two chairs at the computer desk. Sometimes we have to use the other one after you get up to get something.
Hoyt
(54,770 posts)always share with me.
Miss that cat, but glad I had him for 15+ years. He sat with me while I worked and even when I attempted to play guitar, mandolin, etc. Well he often left and moved a few feet away when I was playing.
KT2000
(20,577 posts)is not poplar in my house either. Good idea about the chair!
A_Woman_from_MI
(165 posts)"I really gave fuck all about the humans. They fed me, and loved me, and worshiped me - as well they should. Sometimes, I pretended I felt the same way about them. It was a great gig. What you got for me, God?"
God smirks and says, "Fine. Come sit on my lap."
sandensea
(21,635 posts)To which the basset says:
'I'm too sleepy to talk - unless this involves a treat.'
nam78_two
(14,529 posts)I love cats. They shouldn't kill birds and other wildlife but that aside....
Actually, it is not strictly accurate. I am no animal behaviorist, but I have respectfully coexisted with lots of felines - all outdoor cats. This would apply only to a handful of them. But it is true that humans are not the centres of their individual existences. They lead their own funny, solitary, independent little lives. And it is always on their own terms. A large number of the (spayed) cats I have lived with have a very lively curiousity about the world at large.
burrowowl
(17,641 posts)NJCher
(35,675 posts)a decent-sized ego to live with a cat(s).
Laughed at the story. Thanks for posting it.
KY_EnviroGuy
(14,491 posts)KY........
lunatica
(53,410 posts)Like an alarm clock he comes to let me because he know its time for me to feed him and hes always right.
Sometimes I like to show my independent thinking by offering him food before he asks for it though, just to show whos boss.
AmyStrange
(7,989 posts)-
How well I know that little trick.
If I'm not up by 8, she just sits near my mouth, sniffs, and her whiskers ALWAYS wakes me up.
Who can sleep through that crap?!
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lunatica
(53,410 posts)He convinces me that its all pure love!
And I fall for it.
AmyStrange
(7,989 posts)-
if she could stop listening to her damn music long enough, she'd kick her ass...
(yes, I did write that God was a her)
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