(They found it) Lawyer for missing Tiger guy releases photos of the tiger "India" so people

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will know what to look for. CNN

I pray nobody get hurt.

(Later)

Yeah. He has been caught. Safe for everyone including the tiger.

[EYESORE 9001]

1. Going out on a limb here...

but I’d expect the photos to look like a frickin’ tiger. Most people are keenly aware of tigers in their environment.

[LakeArenal]

2. So we won't be confused by other tigers running loose?

[Ocelot II]

3. Is there something special about this tiger that distinguishes it

from all the other tigers that are wandering around in the area?

"Come look out the front window, Betty. Isn't that the tiger that's been missing?"

"I don't think so, dear. That looks like Muffin who belongs to the Wilsons down the street."

"Doesn't Muffin have a droopy ear? I don't see a droopy ear on that one."

"You're thinking of Fred's tiger, Duke. It's Duke that has a droopy ear. That one has a longer tail than Muffin, though, so it's not her either."

"They really should keep Muffin inside on account of what happened that time with the paper boy."

"What about the one in the yard? He's rolling in the petunia bed."

[UTUSN]

4. The arrested dude has a potential career in Image-Rehab for arrestees: Kissing a tiger or other

critters to gain cuteness sympathy - hey, if an alleged murderer can do it!1

That's an angle Drumpf can't exploit since he lacks empathy for animals and is afraid of them!1