If the government is putting chips in people, can I get

[Floyd R. Turbo]

Doritos?

[MiHale]

1. Bag it Floyd!

Just joshing.

[Floyd R. Turbo]

2. ✌🏻

[FalloutShelter]

3. Make mine Kettle with sea salt and vinegar.

[Floyd R. Turbo]

4. 😋

[marble falls]

5. Can I get a chip for my laptop?

[Diamond_Dog]

6. Well if that's the case

I gotta get some French Onion Dip to go with !

[Earth-shine]

7. Stop making fun of vaccines! I've been much happier since I got mine.

Bill Gates makes all my decisions for me and I never lose my keys because they are stuck to my fingers.

[Polly Hennessey]

9. Totally. Cannot believe how happy

I am that I never need to worry about lost keys. B. Gates making my decisions is Nirvana for a sweet Libra like me.

[Earth-shine]

10. He says he's going to make money for me!

Or was that "from" me? Prepositions can be so confusing.

I never liked Nirvana. That guy died, yes?

Both my mother and wife are Libras. Yet, somehow, I'm out of balance.

[doc03]

8. That explains the chip shortage for new cars. Visited my

Honda dealer Tuesday for service they had three new cars on the lot and they were already sold. Chip shortage.

[AllaN01Bear]

11. ruffles with ridgges . and motorola please .

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