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LuckyCharms

(17,425 posts) Fri Aug 13, 2021, 08:21 PM Aug 2021

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BREAKING NEWS: An unnamed man was admitted to the hospital today with 20 plastic toy horses

inserted into his rectum.

Doctors list his condition as stable.

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BREAKING NEWS: An unnamed man was admitted to the hospital today with 20 plastic toy horses (Original Post) LuckyCharms Aug 2021 OP

.... Rorey Aug 2021 #1

PHffffffff...... magicarpet Aug 2021 #2

OMG STOP IT Skittles Aug 2021 #3

Perhaps a little ranch dressing would help Wicked Blue Aug 2021 #4

RECTUM?!? Hugh_Lebowski Aug 2021 #5

I don't follow this innuendo Effete Snob Aug 2021 #6

Imagine you're at a bar and someone loudly exclaims "RECTUM!?!" with an incredulous tone Hugh_Lebowski Aug 2021 #8

Now imagine YOU are in a bar in Italy Effete Snob Aug 2021 #15

I first heard it in a joke. LuckyCharms Aug 2021 #18

The general framework of the joke goes like this ... Hugh_Lebowski Aug 2021 #20

LOL that's it. Thanks! I knew there was a dog in the joke... LuckyCharms Aug 2021 #21

... EYESORE 9001 Aug 2021 #7

OMGAWD........😂 🤣 😂 🤣 😂 a kennedy Aug 2021 #10

I guessed the "inserted into his rectum" part before I opened this. Paladin Aug 2021 #9

I thought this going to be about trump. sheshe2 Aug 2021 #11

... markie Aug 2021 #12

He was just feeling his oats ... marble falls Aug 2021 #13

first they champ, then they stamp, then they stand still eShirl Aug 2021 #14

Quick, withDraw McGraw yonder Aug 2021 #16

Qualifies for Idiot of the Week yellowdogintexas Aug 2021 #17

I think you missed the punchline Hugh_Lebowski Aug 2021 #19

Rorey

(8,445 posts)

1. ....

Reply to LuckyCharms (Original post)

Fri Aug 13, 2021, 08:22 PM

Aug 2021

magicarpet

(14,149 posts)

2. PHffffffff......

Reply to LuckyCharms (Original post)

Fri Aug 13, 2021, 08:24 PM

Aug 2021

Skittles

(153,160 posts)

3. OMG STOP IT

Reply to LuckyCharms (Original post)

Fri Aug 13, 2021, 08:28 PM

Aug 2021

YER KILLING ME

:rolf:

Wicked Blue

(5,832 posts)

4. Perhaps a little ranch dressing would help

Reply to LuckyCharms (Original post)

Fri Aug 13, 2021, 08:28 PM

Aug 2021

Hugh_Lebowski

(33,643 posts)

5. RECTUM?!?

Reply to LuckyCharms (Original post)

Fri Aug 13, 2021, 08:31 PM

Aug 2021

Damn near killed 'em!

Effete Snob

(8,387 posts)

6. I don't follow this innuendo

Reply to Hugh_Lebowski (Reply #5)

Fri Aug 13, 2021, 08:34 PM

Aug 2021

Hugh_Lebowski

(33,643 posts)

8. Imagine you're at a bar and someone loudly exclaims "RECTUM!?!" with an incredulous tone

Reply to Effete Snob (Reply #6)

Fri Aug 13, 2021, 08:38 PM

Aug 2021

(which sounds like 'wrecked 'em') ... everyone turns to look ...

and then the same person says 'damn near killed 'em!'

Make sense now?

It was in some movie, I forget which one

Effete Snob

(8,387 posts)

15. Now imagine YOU are in a bar in Italy

Reply to Hugh_Lebowski (Reply #8)

Fri Aug 13, 2021, 10:10 PM

Aug 2021

And you drink a beer and ask someone “where should I put this bottle?”

And they say “Innuendo.”

Make sense now?

(Sigh)

LuckyCharms

(17,425 posts)

18. I first heard it in a joke.

Reply to Hugh_Lebowski (Reply #8)

Sat Aug 14, 2021, 12:50 AM

Aug 2021

Can't remember what the joke was, but it's a hell of a punch line!

Hugh_Lebowski

(33,643 posts)

20. The general framework of the joke goes like this ...

Reply to LuckyCharms (Reply #18)

Sat Aug 14, 2021, 01:10 AM

Aug 2021

Little Johnnie's teacher asks him how his weekend was.

"Horrible. A car hit my dog in the ass," he says.

Correcting his language, the teacher says, "Rectum."

"Wrecked him?" Johnnie replies. "Damn near killed him!"

LuckyCharms

(17,425 posts)

21. LOL that's it. Thanks! I knew there was a dog in the joke...

Reply to Hugh_Lebowski (Reply #20)

Sat Aug 14, 2021, 01:13 AM

Aug 2021

but I couldn't remember how the dog fit in.

EYESORE 9001

(25,938 posts)

7. ...

Reply to LuckyCharms (Original post)

Fri Aug 13, 2021, 08:37 PM

Aug 2021

a kennedy

(29,658 posts)

10. OMGAWD........😂 🤣 😂 🤣 😂

Reply to EYESORE 9001 (Reply #7)

Fri Aug 13, 2021, 08:40 PM

Aug 2021

Paladin

(28,256 posts)

9. I guessed the "inserted into his rectum" part before I opened this.

Reply to LuckyCharms (Original post)

Fri Aug 13, 2021, 08:40 PM

Aug 2021

If you know any medical personnel who have done time in emergency rooms, chances are they have stories of what objects they've found, crammed up peoples' asses. I fail to see the attraction of such actions, but apparently lots and lots of people feel differently.

Strange world...

sheshe2

(83,754 posts)

11. I thought this going to be about trump.

Reply to LuckyCharms (Original post)

Fri Aug 13, 2021, 08:42 PM

Aug 2021

Maybe it is.

markie

(22,756 posts)

12. ...

Reply to LuckyCharms (Original post)

Fri Aug 13, 2021, 08:45 PM

Aug 2021

.....

marble falls

(57,081 posts)

13. He was just feeling his oats ...

Reply to LuckyCharms (Original post)

Fri Aug 13, 2021, 08:56 PM

Aug 2021

Never, but never pass-out when drinking with the stable help. They're cruel bastards.

eShirl

(18,491 posts)

14. first they champ, then they stamp, then they stand still

Reply to LuckyCharms (Original post)

Fri Aug 13, 2021, 09:02 PM

Aug 2021

yonder

(9,664 posts)

16. Quick, withDraw McGraw

Reply to LuckyCharms (Original post)

Fri Aug 13, 2021, 11:19 PM

Aug 2021

and his pal ButtaLouie

yellowdogintexas

(22,252 posts)

17. Qualifies for Idiot of the Week

Reply to LuckyCharms (Original post)

Sat Aug 14, 2021, 12:48 AM

Aug 2021

butt packing division.

Hugh_Lebowski

(33,643 posts)

19. I think you missed the punchline

Reply to yellowdogintexas (Reply #17)

Sat Aug 14, 2021, 01:02 AM

Aug 2021

"in stable condition"

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