How can you tell if someone has "cut the cord" from TV?

[Dream Girl]

Don’t worry, just wait two minutes and they’ll tell you!

[Srkdqltr]

1. They seem a little smug, as if they are better somehow.

They like to say how they dont have TV but they know all about everything.

[Dream Girl]

2. Yes they do! Smugness and virtue signaling.

[PoindexterOglethorpe]

3. Maybe you can tell if they don't make endless posts

complaining about the TV news.

[LanternWaste]

8. An absence of evidence is evidence?

[cinematicdiversions]

12. Good Lord yes. I second this nomination. NT

[Mr.Bill]

4. All they talk about are three

cult-following TV shows that you have no interest in.

[Earth-shine]

5. I don't watch TV ...

I just stream!

It makes me feel evolved.

[Binkie The Clown]

6. I've always favored "Don't ask, don't tell" where TV viewing is concerned.

[Dream Girl]

7. That's a good policy!

[jcgoldie]

9. I did it!

... but then I had to splice the wires together to watch the Olympics!

[SCantiGOP]

10. Well, Dreamgirl, you can add them into this joke:

An atheist, a vegetarian and someone who never watches TV walk into a bar.
We know this because they all work it into the conversation in the first 2 minutes.

[Dream Girl]

11. Heh

🙃

[hunter]

13. Cord cutters don't know what the hell you are talking about...

... when you complain about some especially annoying television commercial that's apparently on every channel, every hour, seven days a week.

Of course we tell people in the first two minutes, usually after their television-based conversation starter falls flat.

Some Random Acquaintance: "OMG! Did you see the news?"

Hunter: "Um, no."