The car dealers have no new cars because

[doc03]

of a chip shortage. Does this have something to do with the chips in the vacinne?

[Thomas Hurt]

1. of course, the world wide, all powerful, liberal conspiracy appropriated all of them...

for their vaccine plot, after the alien lizardmen reprogrammed them of course.

[TreasonousBastard]

2. And shrunk them. Shrinkage technology will be given to us in due time.

[getagrip_already]

4. u mean the maga incels have more than one shrinkage problem?

They are already on dinkyone. Now they have to worry about chips also.

[blm]

3. 😄

[marble falls]

5. Sssssh!

[rickyhall]

6. How do they get chip through that little biddy needle, I'd like to know?

[leftieNanner]

7. Didn't you ever see the movie Innerspace??

Dennis Quaid, Meg Ryan, and Martin Short?

[rickyhall]

9. I saw Fantastic Voyage with my babe, Raquel Welch. Can't remember if anyone else was in it.

[Harker]

12. Stephen Boyd. Donald Pleasance.

I'd be surprised if Whit Bissell wasn't in there somewhere, too.

[AllaN01Bear]

14. i remember that too.:)

https://m.imdb.com/title/tt0060397/fullcredits/cast

[patphil]

8. micro microchips.

They're so small they can't be seen, even by an electron microscope.

[NQAS]

10. Also

The Jews.

And George Soros.

And the communist socialists.

As well as the socialist communist dictators.

And the Chinese.

And Bill Gates.

Did I miss anyone thing?

In reality, i believe it was down to short range thinking. No chips were needed because they stopped producing cars during the shit downs. And people weren’t in the buying mood. And the car manufacturers seemed unable to think beyond 2020 and do put their chip orders on hold.

[TexasTowelie]

11. When I read the second sentence of your last paragraph

I knew it wasn't auto-correct.

[questionseverything]

15. No , manufacturers had to stop producing cars due to s chip shortage

The limited chips for ford are mostly going into pre ordered cars

We need to produce the chips in this country so we aren’t dependent on other countries for production

(My dil is an assistant manager at a ford dealership)

[Binkie The Clown]

13. I remember when I could fix anything in my car with duct tape and bailing wire.

Now our technology has become so fragile that any little thing goes wrong and it grinds to a halt.

[2naSalit]

16. You're not supposed to tell!

[jmowreader]

17. If they put microprocessor chips in the vaccine, those shots would fucking HURT!

[kairos12]

18. Easy fix. Get the chips from Lays.