Because that's how they TRACK you!!!

[bigtree]

Brian Guest @brguest20 4h
I’m not getting the vaccine because that’s how they track you!!!

Sent from iPhone

Link to tweet

:satire:

[vapor2]

1. and this guy doesn't think the govt can track you by other means???

[Hugh_Lebowski]

3. For example, via your iPhone

Which is the joke in play here

[Blue Owl]

2. Bwahahahaha!

Oh, that’s rich….

[Hugh_Lebowski]

4. Guessing it's a joke, but one that never gets old (nt)

[SoCalDavidS]

6. It Was A Joke

I looked at his Twitter page, and he's very obviously being sarcastic.

[paleotn]

5. Twitter, Facebook, Instagram and all the rest....

Merely platforms for the moronic class to spew their stupidity. Use to be just the corner bar, the barber shop or the occasional nutty letter to the editor. Few, if anyone paid much attention to them because...well...they're morons. Not anymore. They can team up with fellow morons on the interwebs and spew their stupidity far and wide. The moron class united.

[A HERETIC I AM]

11. Nope, not in this case. He's taking the piss.

As the poster above you points out, his Twitter page is full of sarcasm. The post at the top is a video of him repeatedly calling Trumpy's Voter Fraud Hotline and wasting their time.

It's sarcasm.


(BTW - "Taking the piss" is a British colloquialism meaning "To make fun of" or busting ones chops, just in case you thought I was being too obscure)

[bottomofthehill]

7. Why would the government be tracking a brain dead moron in the first place.

[AllaN01Bear]

8. this is why we have a chip shortage in the used car market.

and in general. get a brian you morans .

[LakeArenal]

9. I think if anyone wants to spend the time tracking us...

Mon Spanish class
Tuesday grocery shopping
Wednesday. Farmers market
Thursday is the day we are not allowed to drive
Friday dinner out
Now we can only drive one day per weekend. This week we can drive Saturday.

Saturday Maybe doing something.

Have a boring time.

[zanana1]

10. I have a sneaking suspicion...

that some anti-vaxxers are just afraid of needles.