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Croney

(4,657 posts)
Mon Aug 23, 2021, 09:42 AM Aug 2021

How to come in dead last and win a First Place medal.

In all the years I've run 5Ks, I've never come in dead last. We just had the first in-person run in two years and the field was half its usual 2,000 runners. It was a night run and I got a little disoriented since I was pretty much alone trailing the pack.

So yep, I came in dead last. But I was the only over-70 woman so I will be mailed a First Place medal. This is my 17th medal. I've only gotten First a couple of times when I was the sole entry. But one time I actually beat somebody and came in third out of four.

Next race is in a month, unless it reverts to virtual. I'm in MA where we're masked up indoors and of course I'm vaccinated.

You can tell me I shouldn't be in crowds at 76 and you'd be right, but the crowds leave me behind in about ten seconds.

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How to come in dead last and win a First Place medal. (Original Post) Croney Aug 2021 OP
from another over-70 woman,,,,, KarenS Aug 2021 #1
Thank you! Hugs back. Croney Aug 2021 #2
Keep running. It makes you harder to catch! marble falls Aug 2021 #3
Ha! A turtle could catch me, but I love the thought Croney Aug 2021 #4
I'm impressed! Sucha NastyWoman Aug 2021 #5
I was around mid-thirties but took decades off. Croney Aug 2021 #7
hooray for you NJCher Aug 2021 #6
Congratulations! Fla Dem Aug 2021 #8
Yeah! Congrats! What an accomplishment! MLAA Aug 2021 #9
That's great and here's a joke PJMcK Aug 2021 #10
Good on ya. I'm a mid 70's guy and can barely walk that far. I'm working on it, though. TreasonousBastard Aug 2021 #11
Closing in on 70, a few years to go, MuseRider Aug 2021 #12

Croney

(4,657 posts)
7. I was around mid-thirties but took decades off.
Mon Aug 23, 2021, 09:54 AM
Aug 2021

It was 2014 when I got back to it. I've had most joints replaced so I'll never be a contender but I love to do it.

Fla Dem

(23,650 posts)
8. Congratulations!
Mon Aug 23, 2021, 09:55 AM
Aug 2021

I give you a lot of credit for just running a 5k. That's no small feat for for anyone 70+.

MLAA

(17,282 posts)
9. Yeah! Congrats! What an accomplishment!
Mon Aug 23, 2021, 09:55 AM
Aug 2021

I’m 61 and I have no doubt you would beat me in a 5k!

Fantastic and keep on going!

PJMcK

(22,031 posts)
10. That's great and here's a joke
Mon Aug 23, 2021, 09:56 AM
Aug 2021

Q: How to come in dead last and win a First Place medal?

A. Be named “Trump.”

MuseRider

(34,105 posts)
12. Closing in on 70, a few years to go,
Mon Aug 23, 2021, 10:14 AM
Aug 2021

and I can honestly say I could not run one single block at this point. Of course my heart failure would be a problem there but even when I was 30 I was in shape but could never run, never wanted to even try. I admire you for this, I have always admired runners but your attitude is just overwhelmingly nice to see.

Keep it up, I am a fan of your incredible attitude.

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