Monday Morning Slap-O-Rama! Who would you like to smack the shit out of today?

[ohiosmith]

[Bertha Venation]

1. A young woman in Michigan by the name of Signe

(sin-NAY)

She has broken my nephew's heart. He's suffering so badly. I want her to suffer. I know that's mean. I would slap her into next week.

[HopeHoops]

2. The moron that cut my daughter off this morning.

[Auggie]

3. Turd Blossom and Limpballs today and ever day

[Ptah]

4. That Me Lie guy

[blueknight]

5. hannity

but i want to slap that lieing bitch's mouth EVERY day

[grntuscarora]

6. My orthopedic surgeon.

I fractured my left wrist last Wednesday, but my surgeon only does surgery on select days of the month. He did, however, provide me with a very nice splint (consisting of a stick and an ace bandage) and some painkillers to tide me over. At this point I'd love to smack the shit out of him.

[Brigid]

7. Daniel Tosh.

Rape "joke" not at all funny.

[bluesbassman]

8. +1000

Beyond out of line.

[LuckyLib]

9. The couple on a recent cross-country flight who each had a child in a row of

3 seats. Each toddler proceeded to scream blood-curdling hysterical screams for 15 minute periods. Then one threw up, then the other, then the first again. Folks within a 10 row radius thought they were going to pass out from the smell. Note to some idiot parents: your toddlers were too unprepared to fly (you had no toys or bag of surprise little goodies); because they had never been given boundaries, it was OK for them to scream bloody murder in a confined public space and you had no idea what to do. Four hours of hell.

My urge to slap both of them was joined with that of no less than 60 other people.

[taterguy]

10. The usual . . .

[becca da bakkah]

11. The Idiot Who Drove Past My Open Window

...in a very noisy golf cart, at 6 friggin' thirty this AM, and woke me up. After I'd been up all night with the "runs!" It's not like he needs to ride this thing to go to work....it's just for fun. A'hole!

[femmocrat]

12. Viacom and DirecTV.

I wish they would work out their dispute so I could see The Daily Show tonight. I'm ready to sue.

[Smickey]

13. Republican house whip.

That's right Eric effin Cantor. I would like to see him slapped no matter what time of day it is. He has to be the most smug so called person on the planet.