Have you played the "Florida Man" game yet?

[packman]

In Google type in "florida man" followed by birthdate and see the results.

Example - florida man january 8

.........
January 08
Florida man says 3 syringes found in his rectum aren’t his


NO- I am NOT that guy

[dchill]

1. US news · August 5, 2018...

Florida man who carried alligator into liquor store doesn't remember the incident

[Ohio Joe]

2. oh my...

Authorities searching for Florida man who allegedly stole cat blood from clinic



Edit - This was for September 24th - I could have used - Naked Florida man chases couple around Chick-fil-A parking lot, deputies say

[Harker]

5. I think you made the right pick.

That there's always an array to choose from says a lot.

[EYESORE 9001]

3. January 14 - WSVN.com

Florida man threatens to kill neighbor with machete named ‘Kindness’

[Harker]

4. Florida man threw live gator through Wendy's drive-thru window.

One mention referred to an alligator as a "very Florida weapon."

[yellowdogintexas]

16. America! Learn to manage your fast food expectations! nt

[GumboYaYa]

6. This is fun, I got "Florida Man breaks into restaurant, strips naked, eats noodles, plays bongos"

[Beausoleil]

7. Florida man nicknamed 'Babycakes' caught naked in a chair outside apartment complex!

In other news, Florida man arrested for beating and throwing chair at child in doughnut dispute.

[LisaL]

8. I got this for September 14.

Shirtless Florida man travels to Myrtle Beach to head bang during Hurricane Florence

[Nittersing]

9. Okay, I'll play

June 1

Florida man arrested after pelting girlfriend with McDonald's sweet and sour packets

[Elessar Zappa]

10. December 8th

Florida man offered to pay officer with hamburger for oral sex.

[Claire Oh Nette]

11. Florida Man loses pants during burglary

Nov. 30


https://www.miamiherald.com/news/state/florida/article222440360.html

[gratuitous]

12. Before I clicked on this post

I wondered, "Is a lobotomy a prerequisite to play?" Looking over some of the responses, the answer seems to be "Not for the players, but certainly for the folks who turn up."

[Ocelot II]

13. Florida man exposes himself to cheerleaders handing out candy canes at middle school.

[sarge43]

14. Florida man January 12

Steals golf balls, beats elderly golfer.

Hardly up to Florida Man standards. I want something for my birthday like "Meth head Florida man tries to eat live alligator".

[Fla Dem]

15. Florida man throws pizza slice at his mom during argument, deputies say

Florida has man throws pizza slice at his mom during argument, deputies say

Pasco deputies said the man grabbed a cell phone out of his mother's hand and hung up on 911 dispatchers.
Author: 10News Staff
Published: 2/19/2019 12:12:05 PM
Updated: 1:44 PM EST February 19, 2019

PORT RICHEY, Fla. — A Port Richey man was arrested Monday after deputies say he threw a pizza slice at his mom during an argument, then ran from police.

The Pasco County Sheriff's Office said Michael Stempel, 37, got into an argument with his mother, and his mother asked him to leave her house. Deputies said Stempel told his mother she would have to call "the cops" to remove him.


https://www.wtsp.com/article/news/crime/florida-man-throws-pizza-slice-at-his-mother-during-argument/67-01e8e6f4-f109-4cad-a6a5-6360cd59e343

[yellowdogintexas]

17. Florida man accused of having sex with 'Frozen' toy at Target 10/27

Frozen, the movie

[Harker]

19. A plush Olaf, I'm guessing.

It's all about the details.

[LearnedHand]

18. Florida Man Throws Baby At Deputy Following Wild High-Speed Chase

June 7

[mentalsolstice]

20. Florida man crawls under toilet stall @ Cracker Barrel

BOYNTON BEACH, Florida. Police are trying to identify a man who went under a toilet stall at Cracker Barrel in Boynton Beach and told a 79-year-old woman that he wanted to have sex with her.

Boynton Beach Police spokesman Stephanie Slater said the woman told police she was using the bathroom on Tuesday afternoon when a man crawled under a stall and told her he wanted to have sex with her....

December 3