Pocket pool. n/t

[LuckyCharms]

I just type shit like this to see if anyone is going to get mad.

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1. Well...it takes a lot of balls to do that!

[LuckyCharms]

2. It's dangerous. You'd be nuts to try it.

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3. I think it depends on the length of your "cue" stick.

[LuckyCharms]

4. Whatever you do...

don't chalk it up.

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5. And by all means, keep the cue ball out of the right corner pocket.

[LuckyCharms]

6. That's called a "scratch", right?

I scratch a lot.

[True Dough]

7. Just watch out for that "bad break"

And go easy on the squeeze shots!

[LuckyCharms]

8. I had a really "bad break" one time

when I played "Pocket Soccer".

[True Dough]

9. Sorry to hear it, Pele

Hope your balls bounced back!

[LuckyCharms]

10. They don't bounce anymore.

They kind of just clack together when I walk.

[True Dough]

11. When you walk like this?

Try this therapeutic technique:

[LuckyCharms]

12. I don't walk like that.

I've been compared to a "toothpick with a pair of raisins".

[True Dough]

16. Hey, there's a type for everyone!

Don't despair!

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13. I don't know soccer rules...does the other team get the ball if it gets kicked out of bounds?

Ouch!

[LuckyCharms]

14. It would probably be OK if that happened...

as long as they gave it back immediately and apologized.

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15. It looks like I have a lot to learn about pool & soccer...but I'm willing to try if...

someone is willing to teach me.

[Blue Owl]

17. Worst is when you scratch on the break