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5 Tips for a Woman (Original Post) underpants Oct 2021 OP
That was worth a chuckle. hlthe2b Oct 2021 #1
LMAO Arkansas Granny Oct 2021 #2
😂 🤣 😂 a kennedy Oct 2021 #3
👍 underpants Oct 2021 #12
ROFL Joinfortmill Oct 2021 #4
Beautiful! BarbD Oct 2021 #5
LOL brer cat Oct 2021 #6
I'm not revealing any secrets here... Hekate Oct 2021 #7
Yea....no kidding! Heartstrings Oct 2021 #9
This went to a jury? niyad Oct 2021 #26
It's the only way any of those are possible... 2naSalit Oct 2021 #8
Ah yes... Variety! liberalla Oct 2021 #10
Bingo!!!!!! Butterflylady Oct 2021 #11
Good one FakeNoose Oct 2021 #13
This message was self-deleted by its author Chin music Oct 2021 #14
Perfect! dlk Oct 2021 #15
When sailors VGNonly Oct 2021 #16
EPIC! Dystopian Optimist Oct 2021 #17
I showed this to my wife. 11 Bravo Oct 2021 #18
*snort* 😏 dixiechiken1 Oct 2021 #19
Most of us can't juggle a single relationship. Imagine keeping four of them going at the same time! erronis Oct 2021 #20
Ok, that got a chuckle... Wounded Bear Oct 2021 #21
LoL 😄 MustLoveBeagles Oct 2021 #22
If I posted something like this for men... SergeStorms Oct 2021 #23
I'll check with my golden retriever, who's eager to got on long walks with me & always ... Hekate Oct 2021 #30
I got to do jury duty for this post! Tom Kitten Oct 2021 #24
OMG! Some people have no sense of humor! smirkymonkey Oct 2021 #28
Wasn't me! SergeStorms Oct 2021 #32
Damn!! I nearly spit out my wine! niyad Oct 2021 #25
Dayum, that is a good one! MLAA Oct 2021 #27
Bwah! Blue Owl Oct 2021 #29
Bwa-ha-haa! Pinback Oct 2021 #31
One of the women I knew in a fantastic group of older women (60's and 70's) many niyad Oct 2021 #33
#5 ! AKwannabe Oct 2021 #34
Ha! Floyd R. Turbo Oct 2021 #35
LOL! Upthevibe Oct 2021 #36
LOL malaise Oct 2021 #37
Very good. egduj Oct 2021 #38

Hekate

(90,674 posts)
7. I'm not revealing any secrets here...
Thu Oct 28, 2021, 03:43 PM
Oct 2021

But some people have NO sense of humor. I would have known this was Lounge material anywhere. Sheesh.



Response to underpants (Original post)

11 Bravo

(23,926 posts)
18. I showed this to my wife.
Thu Oct 28, 2021, 04:16 PM
Oct 2021

She replied that I'm good, but added, "Honey, you don't just love me, you adore me.
Hey, when she's right, she's right.

erronis

(15,241 posts)
20. Most of us can't juggle a single relationship. Imagine keeping four of them going at the same time!
Thu Oct 28, 2021, 04:28 PM
Oct 2021

And keeping them separate.

I admit, I am a lousy liar (although I try a small one now and then....)

SergeStorms

(19,200 posts)
23. If I posted something like this for men...
Thu Oct 28, 2021, 04:31 PM
Oct 2021

how long do you think it would take until it was "alerted" into oblivion?

Asking for a friend.

Hekate

(90,674 posts)
30. I'll check with my golden retriever, who's eager to got on long walks with me & always ...
Thu Oct 28, 2021, 09:48 PM
Oct 2021

…lights up when he sees me, is all in for cuddles and kisses.

SergeStorms

(19,200 posts)
32. Wasn't me!
Fri Oct 29, 2021, 01:58 AM
Oct 2021

Although I pointed out the disparity between men and women jokes, I would never alert on something so trivial.

I alerted on another thread today, my first alert in years, and that was for a disrupting troll who was later tombstoned.

I can take a joke, and the OP was actually very funny. How many women would do the same if the tables were turned though? 🤔 I've run into some very thin-skinned women here, and have had posts removed for something completely innocuous. It works both ways, is the point I was trying to make.

I didn't mean to start a gender war here.

niyad

(113,284 posts)
25. Damn!! I nearly spit out my wine!
Thu Oct 28, 2021, 08:41 PM
Oct 2021

I was certain that #5would be something about unicorns and leprechauns.

Pinback

(12,154 posts)
31. Bwa-ha-haa!
Thu Oct 28, 2021, 10:59 PM
Oct 2021

One thing the pandemic has confirmed: Neither of us is having an affair, unless it’s somehow happening in the one-hour intervals when one of us runs an errand!

With any luck, my wife will continue to be content with 60-70% of these from me on a rotating basis. That’s our version of a “role-playing” kink, I guess.

niyad

(113,284 posts)
33. One of the women I knew in a fantastic group of older women (60's and 70's) many
Fri Oct 29, 2021, 09:41 AM
Oct 2021

years ago had 6 men friends whom she saw on a weekly basis. Bowling with one, dinner with another, dancing with another, etc. I don't know if the men knew each other, though. I got such a kick out of her, told her that I hoped to have that much joy and stamina when I reached her age (mid 70's).

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