FOR SALE

[LuckyCharms]

One eggplant.

Used condition.

[rsdsharp]

1. So you went ahead and did it?

Are you sitting down?

[LuckyCharms]

2. I'm not sure what you're getting at here.

And I'm not answering because the information is protected under HIPAA.

[OAITW r.2.0]

3. There's a porn plot developing here.

Protect your IP.

[LuckyCharms]

4. So you want to buy the eggplant then?

[OAITW r.2.0]

5. My PHP and internet psychiatrist both advise against it.

Sorry.

[LuckyCharms]

6. No worries. And anyway, I'm taking a closer look at this thing...

and I'm not certain it's an eggplant.

[OAITW r.2.0]

7. Lettuce know when you figure it out.

I'll be watching my DU notification light.

[LuckyCharms]

9. It might be a football that someone painted purple and left it

in the produce department as a prank.

[OAITW r.2.0]

11. Australian or American?

There is a difference.

[LuckyCharms]

15. uh...

NewYorkian.

[OAITW r.2.0]

20. OK, but.....maybe this is the fruit you misdiagnosed as an eggplant.

Take another look. Also, have you dropped any LSD in the past 12 hours?

[LuckyCharms]

23. If a fruit is forbidden in hotels, it's a

firm "NOPE" for me.

I see that as a red flag, a warning sign.

[OAITW r.2.0]

26. Was introduced to this in China, at a friend's kid's BP party....

It was a the 1st time that I encountered this fruit thing. The taste was so much better than the smell. Odd, that.

[LuckyCharms]

28. How bad did you perceive the smell to be?

[OAITW r.2.0]

30. Hard to explain.....

but you will know it when you smell it. Hope that helps!

On edit: I will say this....it was stinky unique. But this was 14 years ago and the smell is but a factual memory.

[LuckyCharms]

34. "You would know it when you smell it"

That's how people describe my laundry.

[OAITW r.2.0]

35. Pre or Post Wash? nt

[LuckyCharms]

36. Wash?

You can wash that stuff?

[OAITW r.2.0]

37. A relatively new development, if you consider Earth's creation.

I've only known about this for 45 years.

[Wounded Bear]

22. I do not carrot all...nt

[Harker]

8. What color is it?

Aubergine?

[LuckyCharms]

12. I had to Google that word.

I feel shame now.

I'm not smart.

[Harker]

14. You are now.

[LuckyCharms]

16. Not really...

I didn't understand the definition.

[Harker]

19. Well...

I still love you just the same, Lucky.

[LuckyCharms]

21. I love you too, Harker.

But I don't love eggplants anymore.

Or footballs.

[Harker]

24. Try a melanzana.

You'll forget all about eggplants!

[LuckyCharms]

25. I'll have to Google that too...

and try to get someone to read the answer to me.

[Harker]

27. Don't bother.

Same as an aubergine.

[LuckyCharms]

29. What's aubergine?

Not only am I a little dumb, but my memory is shot.

[Harker]

31. Melanzana.

[LuckyCharms]

32. She was an awful first lady.

[Harker]

33. The wurst.

[Enter stage left]

10. OK...Lucky...how DO you use an eggplant?????

[LuckyCharms]

13. Very carefully.

Don't make the same mistake that I did.

[Enter stage left]

17. And....that mistake would be?

[LuckyCharms]

18. Me too!