Look at me! Look at me! Look at me! (Argus pheasant)

[tblue37]

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[tblue37]

1. She's just not that into you.

Several responses said it's like an unwanted dick pic.

[Harker]

2. No means no. n/t

[dixiegrrrrl]

3. I really expected her to whap him with her purse.

The famous SNL skit came to mind.

[jpak]

4. I think that was Laugh In

[tblue37]

5. It was--Ruth Buzzi.

[dixiegrrrrl]

9. Ahhhhhh...yes. thanks...

[Ocelot II]

6. "Haven't I seen you someplace before?"

"Yes, that's why I don't go there anymore."

"Your place or mine?"
"Both. You go to yours, and I'll go to mine."

"Hey, baby, what's your sign?"
"Do not enter."

"How do you like your eggs in the morning?"
"Unfertilized."

[AllaN01Bear]

7. ure not too sexy for your shirt. put it back on, i got a headache .

[Fla Dem]

8. Seriously Dude? Not impressed.