Antifa broke in our house knocked over Christmas tree

[Duncanpup]

Then asshole Antifa wrapped dunk pup in string of Christmas tree lites .
As we walked through the door and pup greeted us. My wife is saying dunk pup and the cat were chasing each other and caused this turmoil, good thing I watched a lot of law and order , i determined after interviewing dunk pup and the cat it was Antifa that caused this.

[marble falls]

1. It was me, but it was Dunc's fault. He told me the brandy was under the tree ...

... how was I to know the cat's name is 'Brandy'. What kindo hippy name is that for a cat anyways. The trouble started when I tried to pull the cork on "Brandy". She was having none of it.

I never saw a dog actually laughing himself silly before.

I just want you to know the brandy was purely needed for medicinal purposes. I anticipate getting snake bit one of these days and I was just trying to self vaxx for it.

Please don't your wife holler at me. She swears worse'n you do.

[blm]

2. Lololol

[Duncanpup]

3. I'll cover you sailor

[MLAA]

12. They say too much Brandy will kill ya!

[marble falls]

15. Ain't it the truth! That cat seemed like a fur covered bag of razor blades, Jebus, how ...

... many claws is a cat supposed to have, anyways? 48 seems too freaking many for Pete's sake. And every single one of had to be sharpened.

What the hells wrong with that cat, anyways? I kept saying kitty, kitty, kitty ... maybe my voice got too high in the fray. I heard Dunc's neighbor wondering when he got the little eight year old girl and why was she screaming about brandy.

[Diamond_Dog]

4. They get around, Duncanpup

[Duncanpup]

6. Thank you Diamond dog exactly

We just left to pick up chynaneese and in that little amount of time Antifa broke in and made dunk a Victim.

[marble falls]

7. The dogs' faces are the story. They know they did someting, but they aren't sure what.

[pressbox69]

25. ...

The names have been changed to protect the innocent.

[panader0]

5. When did Duncanpup join Antifa? Or is he just their mascot?

I knew it was Dunc when I saw the title....

[Duncanpup]

8. Panader0 dunk is taking the fifth

? How’s the son

[panader0]

9. Doing great. Passed his finals in Arabic high enough to get a good raise in salary.

On vacation for nearly a month before reporting to Ft Campbell. Deployment in May. Middle East somewhere.
He's on his way here for Xmas. How are your group doing?

[Duncanpup]

10. Awesome

[AllaN01Bear]

11. not this antifa

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[MLAA]

13. Reading through the lines....it might have been a new gang I've heard of called

Loud Bois! They often point the finger at Antifa. I hope Dunc has gotten his self esteem and self respect back after having been snuck up on by the band of troublemakers.

[Duncanpup]

14. Dunk is ok thank you

At moment he’s getting his belly rubbed I well my hearts broke dunk cat were victims MLAA

[elleng]

16. LOLOLOLOL!

Thank GOODness for Law (and ORDER!!!)

[Duncanpup]

17. Due process elleng

I am a attorney of dog law I passed the bar after the chocolate menace came to live with us 11 years ago.

[GoneOffShore]

18. The war on Christmas is nEver Ending! I'm SeRiEs!!11!!111!!!!

[IronLionZion]

19. Antifa came disguised as a pup and cat

because they're sneaky like that. Deep State helps them get away with it.

[George II]

20. Antifa Claus?

[yardwork]

21. I read this first as drunk pup.

I thought yeah that's what happens when the pup gets drunk. Ain't no need to bring antifa into this. Grin.

[Blue Owl]

22. We're they throwing cans of dog food?

[orwell]

23. It's always the cat...

...and I'll never believe otherwise...

[Wiscodoug]

24. Antifa response

We must stop Christmas from coming