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Did I miss the flow of urine jokes (Original Post) Duncanpup Jan 2022 OP
piss off Skittles Jan 2022 #1
My wife says urine luck cuz skittles has a pee fetish also Duncanpup Jan 2022 #2
heh Skittles Jan 2022 #3
Urine strange territory now, my friend. Siwsan Jan 2022 #4
I love it Duncanpup Jan 2022 #5
It doesn't necessarily have to be your own urine, does it? Asking for a COVIDiot friend. :) n/t brewens Jan 2022 #6
No not at all brewens it's Oanon science Duncanpup Jan 2022 #7
Ugh Lunabell Jan 2022 #8
GQP interest in 1960s erotic film festival? bucolic_frolic Jan 2022 #9
Not much of a flow Tbear Jan 2022 #10
It must have wizzed right past me too Sherman A1 Jan 2022 #11
Urine good hands Sherman Duncanpup Jan 2022 #12
The "pee tape" was a health video on how to prevent COVID. twodogsbarking Jan 2022 #13
It's just a pisstake OnDoutside Jan 2022 #14
I called the urology department. They asked me to hold. NT mwooldri Jan 2022 #15
I had seen a trickle up to now EYESORE 9001 Jan 2022 #16
Beware "The Asparagus"! justhanginon Jan 2022 #17
I gotta go take my water pill now.... lastlib Jan 2022 #18
That would be a pissah Maine Abu El Banat Jan 2022 #19
Do you use streaming media for your news? No? That's why. Beastly Boy Jan 2022 #20
My DIL put my Grandson in a Christian Day Care. True Blue American Jan 2022 #21
They're going to love the next miracle cure Aviation Pro Jan 2022 #22
Must have been an old guy multigraincracker Jan 2022 #23
Pee now or forever hold your piss.. LW1977 Jan 2022 #24
Autocorrect got you. Imagine walking your fog. tblue37 Jan 2022 #28
Viewers can enjoy a live stream IronLionZion Jan 2022 #25
Give pees a chance (nt) RevBrotherThomas Jan 2022 #26
My dog cured a box of my vinyl records yesterday. Midnight Writer Jan 2022 #27
If you don't like urine, then you must hate...poop.. Stuart G Jan 2022 #29

True Blue American

(17,986 posts)
21. My DIL put my Grandson in a Christian Day Care.
Tue Jan 11, 2022, 09:17 AM
Jan 2022

She called to tell them he had an ear ache. One old woman in the background said,” Put urine in it!! The Director tried to tell her they would never do that.

I took care of him for a few days until she got him in the Y Day Care. It was wonderful. Programs, 5 pools, classes. I live too far away to do it daily and was still working.

LW1977

(1,235 posts)
24. Pee now or forever hold your piss..
Tue Jan 11, 2022, 09:53 AM
Jan 2022

.. That’s what I say to my fog when she stops to smell things on walks.

Stuart G

(38,436 posts)
29. If you don't like urine, then you must hate...poop..
Tue Jan 11, 2022, 11:54 AM
Jan 2022

Actually, those two are great for the body......You don't think so?...Think about it...

..K & R

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