I hate it when someone rings my doorbell, cause I to stop what I'm doing and

[Floyd R. Turbo]

be quiet and pretend no one’s home!

[True Dough]

1. Knock, knock

Floyd?

I know you're there.


Floyd??? Damn it, answer me, Floyd!

[Floyd R. Turbo]

3. 🤫

[True Blue American]

16. :)

[cinematicdiversions]

19. Dave's not here man.

[CentralMass]

2. And I thought it was just me.

[Floyd R. Turbo]

4. 🤫

[True Blue American]

5. Having a ring doorbell

I told one with a clip board I never answered the door after dark. He looked startled but left.

[gab13by13]

6. Be careful with people with clip boards,

Was working in LA at a glass bottle factory, one of the LA factory workers came up to me and said, want to get a break? He said tale out your measuring tape, extend it to 10 inches, carry a clip board and just start measuring things, no one will bother you. He was right.

[True Blue American]

10. I thought later that was a dumb thing for

Me to say, too. I play tricks on the family by waiting until they are on the porch, tell them, “ Go away, I do not want anything!” But that only startles them once.

[Floyd R. Turbo]

7. 🤫

[Goonch]

8. Wireless Ring camera connected to Echo-Show does it for me

[Floyd R. Turbo]

9. 🤫

[True Blue American]

11. All I need is Alexa telling me what to do.

My phone is an icon on my cell and IPAD. The insurance company pays for a Life Alert So I can press a button, get anything I need, including transportation.
Now, if they could just blow 5 inches of snow.

[Goonch]

12. I wear a wrist device ......

that calls for me - 911 or others. I can talk through it if I want. It's water proof in the shower and works anywhere there's a cell tower. I tip my neighbor to handle the snow ;-{) 🖖‍

[True Blue American]

15. This thing has a cord that can tell how far I have fallen.

Ever feel like you need an antenna when you leave the house? I now take all my calls on my IPAD or face time.

[femmocrat]

13. My dogs go bonkers.

I never answer the door.. If it’s package, they will just live it and I have no desire to talk to anyone.

[Floyd R. Turbo]

14. 🤫

[csziggy]

17. I hate when the phone rings

If I'm at the desk to answer it easily, it is almost always a scam call. But if I am waiting for an important call, all I have to do is to go to the bathroom and there is an 80% chance the call will come in while I am there. The other 20% of the time, I will have made lunch and sat down to take my first bite.

For the calls that come in when I'm in the bathroom, I have a choice - I can take the phone with me and hope they can't hear the noises made while I am there. Or I can let it go to the answer machine and hope they will leave a message. A surprising number of people will not leave messages anymore. They expect that whoever they are calling will be available 100% of the time.

[Kali]

18. oh yeah

bathroom = finally getting the call back you have been waiting two days for.