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Came up with a great title for a detective story: "Sherlock Holmes And The Mystery Of The Vicar's (Original Post) Floyd R. Turbo Feb 2022 OP
The Vicker's Liquors FalloutShelter Feb 2022 #1
😁 Floyd R. Turbo Feb 2022 #2
Scene 1 - Vicar's New Knickers Donkees Feb 2022 #3
Brilliant! 😂 Floyd R. Turbo Feb 2022 #4
Scene 2 - Skein of the Crime Donkees Feb 2022 #5
I thought it was going to be about a potato. n/t demmiblue Feb 2022 #6

Donkees

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3. Scene 1 - Vicar's New Knickers
Fri Feb 4, 2022, 12:40 PM
Feb 2022

Vicar Rev.Holmes was last seen admiring wool crochet knickers while collecting fine handmade items for the church bazaar and jumble sale in Essex. He was found dead the next morning in the vicarage, wearing only the crochet knickers. A large crochet hook was in his hand.


Donkees

(31,406 posts)
5. Scene 2 - Skein of the Crime
Fri Feb 4, 2022, 03:17 PM
Feb 2022
Sherlock arrives at the vicarage and quickly determines that his uncle Rev. Holmes had been with a hooker. He recognized the fine crochet handiwork of the knickers, quality of woolen yarn, and saw that there were skeins of yarn and embroidery threads thrown about the room, as well as knitting needles and rug hooks.



He arrested the entire church needlework circle for prostitution and second-degree murder.






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