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Related: Culture Forums, Support ForumsCame up with a great title for a detective story: "Sherlock Holmes And The Mystery Of The Vicar's
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Came up with a great title for a detective story: "Sherlock Holmes And The Mystery Of The Vicar's (Original Post)
Floyd R. Turbo
Feb 2022
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FalloutShelter
(11,866 posts)1. The Vicker's Liquors
Floyd R. Turbo
(26,546 posts)2. 😁
Donkees
(31,406 posts)3. Scene 1 - Vicar's New Knickers
Vicar Rev.Holmes was last seen admiring wool crochet knickers while collecting fine handmade items for the church bazaar and jumble sale in Essex. He was found dead the next morning in the vicarage, wearing only the crochet knickers. A large crochet hook was in his hand.
Floyd R. Turbo
(26,546 posts)4. Brilliant! 😂
Donkees
(31,406 posts)5. Scene 2 - Skein of the Crime
Sherlock arrives at the vicarage and quickly determines that his uncle Rev. Holmes had been with a hooker. He recognized the fine crochet handiwork of the knickers, quality of woolen yarn, and saw that there were skeins of yarn and embroidery threads thrown about the room, as well as knitting needles and rug hooks.
He arrested the entire church needlework circle for prostitution and second-degree murder.
''It is my belief, Watson, founded upon my experience, that the lowest and vilest alleys in London do not present a more dreadful record of sin than does the smiling and beautiful countryside."
He arrested the entire church needlework circle for prostitution and second-degree murder.
''It is my belief, Watson, founded upon my experience, that the lowest and vilest alleys in London do not present a more dreadful record of sin than does the smiling and beautiful countryside."
demmiblue
(36,851 posts)6. I thought it was going to be about a potato. n/t