Some may find this post offensive because of what it asks you to imagine.

[Atticus]

WHAT IF---Trump is in fact eventually indicted, tried and convicted AND-----sentenced to prison? IMAGINE---if you dare --- what he will look like in---say--- 6 months.

No hair dye.

No hair stylist.

No make-up pro.

No shoe lifts.

No corset.

No red tie.

There are just two words that seem appropriate for that: "OOGALIE-BOOGALIE!!!"

[Ocelot II]

1. He might actually look better.

The hair dye, bizarre comb-over and orange face paint make him look weird as shit.

[CloudWatcher]

2. No secret service protection?

No Depends?
No sycophants?
No gold decor?

[JustABozoOnThisBus]

7. I think he still gets Secret Service protection.

But they don't have to rent golf carts from him.

[nykym]

3. But he will be wearing his favorite color

ORANGE

[jmowreader]

5. It would be surprising if they dressed him in orange

The standard federal prison uniform is khaki. In pretrial confinement they'd consider him a "high risk" inmate (high risk to himself, not others; way too many prisoners would beat the shit out of him for cred) and probably dress him in red.

[Irish_Dem]

4. I think he will look better and not like a freak of nature.

No make up, normal hair color.
Normal clothes.

He will look 100% better.

[jmowreader]

6. What does a wooden box look like?

Trump would probably try to hang himself with an electric cord or drink the dishwashing detergent if he actually made it to federal prison. As Ordell Robbie would have put it in Jackie Brown, "Trump ain't got a doin' time kind of disposition."

And who said he's got a makeup pro NOW? Come on. Do you really think a trained artist would have ever turned him into an Oompa-Loompa?