So, after finding a sure cure for covid with just a few evenings of online research ( it's a

[Atticus]

smoothie made of horse-wormer, urine, maggots and, of course, zinc), I decided to look into this whole new "clean energy" thing and solving that problem took me over a week, but I "got 'er done!"

I'd like to make some money off this detailed ( nearly FOUR PAGES printed out! ) research, so I am not going to tell you the formula for the cheap, clean, renewable fuel I created, but let me just say you'd best stop discarding navel lint!

Don't say I didn't tell you!

More to come as soon as that Pillow Guy let's me know how much he's investing.

Let me know if you need any more problems solved. I have a new tablet.

[Duncanpup]

1. Just don't drive after drinking it and ooh sounds scientifical

If you need a ride just call

[Irish_Dem]

2. Why did some of us spend so much time and money getting advanced degrees.

Getting a license to practice, following the rules and ethics of our profession, science based practice. Always being so careful, so responsible.

When anyone can go online and know more than we do with one goggle search. And go in public and tell people what to do when they get sick. Or how to prevent illness. All based on a couple of google searches.

On Facebook you can see people insist that they know more than healthcare professionals, and who the heck do these RNs, PAs, MDs, NPs, PhDs think they are? Acting like they know more than regular folk.

[OAITW r.2.0]

3. Ts there are a special hospital that caters to this kind of break through treatment?

Perhaps a veterinarian clinic?

[Shermann]

4. We still need that easy fix for healthcare

Oh wait, TFG had that all figured out. His conditions to reveal it were to be elected to a second term though. So, he was sort of holding the (presumably) great idea hostage. I do believe it was fully funded by Mexico, too.

[BlueJac]

5. You're being to sciencey now.

Where do I send the naval lint?

[Pobeka]

6. I've heard people say "Atticus is a genious". So I'm all in on your solution.

Thank God for Atticus and the internet!

[sdfernando]

7. something that has been bothering me my whole entire life..

can you find out if the light in the refrigerator stays on all the time?

[Atticus]

9. Yes, it does. I opened mine 100 times and the light was on each time, so------

"Proof is proof" I always say!

[Retired Engineer Bob]

8. Great work

It seems you solved a major medical problem with the smoothie thing, and a major environmental issue with navel lint.

On a philosophical point, can you answer if the hokey pokey is really what it’s all about?

[jmbar2]

13. You must ask the hokey pokey master

&ab_channel=SteeghsThinks

[Retired Engineer Bob]

15. My finger briefly hovered over the "play" button

But I just couldn’t do it. So the true purpose of life will need to remain unanswered.

[jmbar2]

16. Turn off the sound, and sing the Hokey Pokey song to yourself.

it all becomes clear...

[LymphocyteLover]

10. you're blinding us with science!

[Karadeniz]

11. Ha!!!

[llashram]

12. that's disgusting

yet if some anti-vaxxer finds this, they will do it, what with having no critical thinking skills. At least I hope so.

[KS Toronado]

14. Yes, two problems you could tackle next and find a cure for.....

1) right wing propaganda
2) Putin vs Ukraine

Good luck

[multigraincracker]

17. I think it time for me to share this.

When I was 8 years old I came up with a car that didn't need a motor.



It was so simple. I was going to put very large tires on the back and little ones on the front, so it would always be going down hill.

[paleotn]

18. People spend decades becoming experts in these fields. How'd ya do it, Atticus?

You did it in a week. What's your secret?