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Butt, it's funny 😁 (Original Post) underpants Feb 2022 OP
Wouldn't you love to be that Doctor? True Blue American Feb 2022 #1
For mine, I bought cotton underpants and wrote on them... if we meet in public, pretend you Karadeniz Feb 2022 #2
😆 underpants Feb 2022 #3
What's the difference between a proctologist and a bartender? GoneOffShore Feb 2022 #4
True story underpants Feb 2022 #7
That's so apposite. GoneOffShore Feb 2022 #8
Cute, but the patient is "opening himself up" to being Totally Tunsie Feb 2022 #5
😂 Floyd R. Turbo Feb 2022 #6
That's some shitty advertising... Wounded Bear Feb 2022 #9
💩 underpants Feb 2022 #10

Karadeniz

(22,516 posts)
2. For mine, I bought cotton underpants and wrote on them... if we meet in public, pretend you
Mon Feb 7, 2022, 11:06 AM
Feb 2022

don't know me...and others. The medical team didn't seem to enjoy the prank as much as I did making it.

GoneOffShore

(17,339 posts)
4. What's the difference between a proctologist and a bartender?
Mon Feb 7, 2022, 11:25 AM
Feb 2022

Proctologist only has to deal with one arsehole at a time.

Told that to mine and he fell about laughing.

underpants

(182,803 posts)
7. True story
Mon Feb 7, 2022, 02:59 PM
Feb 2022

A friend of mine was visiting his proctologist- family history of cancer. My friend asked the Doc how he decided on proctology.

“Well I was in residence doing ER. This guy came in all cut up. He gone through the windshield of his car in a wreck. At the end I was really distraught and my attending asked what was going on. I said “I can’t do this. It’s just so horrible”

The attending (if that’s the right word) said “Have you thought about proctology?”

Huh?

“Look. When people go through a windshield they rarely do it ass first”

That’s how he chose proctology.

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