Nothing puts a spring in your step like a little larceny:

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via Youtube user Ajay Kumar

[Walleye]

1. My cat once grabbed a whole piece of bacon and scooted off with it like he'd killed it himself

[Maraya1969]

2. So adorable.

[Retired Engineer Bob]

3. I remember once my folks were dog sitting my grandparent's dog

A small white poodle. Mom made a large pot of chili, it was cooling after dinner on the kitchen table.

The dog got on the table and went to town. Her head was pretty much stained red. Mom figured it was more her fault for leaving an easy target, the dog was not severely reprimanded. Got a free bath out of the deal.

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4. Who doesn't like a chili dog? :) n/t

[Fla Dem]

5. OMG! He is sooo excited, tail wagging, hop in his step. Happy Pup!

[SeattleVet]

6. Several years ago we had a whippet that stole a porkchop from my wife's plate when she stepped away.

As I yelled for her to drop it she swallowed the thing, whole.

Looked a little bit like those old cartoons of an ostrich swallowing a telephone handset, as the porkchop went down.