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Atticus

(15,124 posts)
Thu May 5, 2022, 01:14 PM May 2022

I am 73 and, for whatever reason, just recalled the verse in a long-ago birthday card:

( on front ) "The years have been kind to you!"

( inside ) "But, some of those weekends KICKED. YOUR. ASS!!!"

See what I have to put up with?

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I am 73 and, for whatever reason, just recalled the verse in a long-ago birthday card: (Original Post) Atticus May 2022 OP
The joys of aging are many. Harker May 2022 #1
I had a co-worker/supervisor named Mary.... lastlib May 2022 #2

lastlib

(27,610 posts)
2. I had a co-worker/supervisor named Mary....
Thu May 5, 2022, 05:52 PM
May 2022

On her 50th birthday, I gave her a card with this:

Outside:
Mary had a little bird,
she kept it in a cage.
She shot it on her birthday......


Inside:
'Cause it KEPT REPEATING HER AGE!

I drew a little bird on its back, gasping "Fifty.....fifty.....(AWK)....fifty...."

She never forgave me, I don't think.

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