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Related: Culture Forums, Support ForumsI'm asking everyone to not post anything today.
I do not feel like sitting here reading posts today.
So, if you all would be kind enough to stop posting for 24 hours, I won't have to "play catch up" tomorrow.
Thank you so much.
I knew you would all understand.
Harker
(14,018 posts)Just for you.
LuckyCharms
(17,441 posts)I changed my mind.
True Blue American
(17,984 posts)Watching the dog catch the car, then watch it back right over them.
LuckyCharms
(17,441 posts)we're talking about here?
Please list make, model, year, color, etc.
These details would help me in my response.
Thank you.
Cracklin Charlie
(12,904 posts)Thats 1355, mind you.
LuckyCharms
(17,441 posts)They still make them. I never considered buying one though, because they are not American made.
Alitos are made in The Yukon.
Cracklin Charlie
(12,904 posts)I prefer to look out the front windshield while operating a motor vehicle.
LuckyCharms
(17,441 posts)reverse to get back to where you started.
Cracklin Charlie
(12,904 posts)I think Ill just take the bus. Did they have buses in 1355?
Time to outlaw buses.
LuckyCharms
(17,441 posts)some weight.
I've worked around that problem by "guessing".
Harker
(14,018 posts)I even put on my pants both legs at the same time.
Well, once. When I was young.
Harker
(14,018 posts)Yes, I used to wear pants.
LuckyCharms
(17,441 posts)I'm sitting here in my underwear right now.
David Archy.
I have a purple pair on. This is seriously good underwear, no kidding.
https://www.amazon.com/gp/product/B0995VGGBX/ref=ppx_yo_dt_b_search_asin_title?ie=UTF8&psc=1
Harker
(14,018 posts)And you're the only guy I can think of that posted a photograph of his pants on a laundry line.
Come to think of it, you're the only guy I know in many pretty odd categories.
LuckyCharms
(17,441 posts)"pretty".
Harker
(14,018 posts)I know - sarcasm, cynicism, deprecation... they all have a place.
It's lovely to get a fucking break every now and then, though!
LuckyCharms
(17,441 posts)"Why are you such a jerk"?
"Pull your own finger asshole, I'm busy".
"Don't you have anything better to do than to ruin my day, asshole"?
I know they don't sound like compliments, but they are actually expressions of love and gratitude, disguised as normal every day polite conversation.
It's a regional type of thing, like a dialect.
Harker
(14,018 posts)My wife was brought up here.
I'm still struggling a little with the local patter, but I'm getting better, asshole.
LuckyCharms
(17,441 posts)patter at my local diner.
It comes with fries, cole slaw, and a pickle.
LuckyCharms
(17,441 posts)so thanks for the video!
Did I ever tell you that I wrote some song lyrics once?
The lyrics are great, but I have not been able to get a band to write the music for the lyrics. They all refuse to until I change the title of the song. They all tell me that the title is too long.
I tell them they are full of shit, they are my lyrics, and I'm not changing the title.
The title is: "Waiter? WAITER? There's something wrong with my goddamn tuna sandwich platter. It smells like the doorknob to the men's room on a tuna boat. Can't you guys even make a fucking tuna sandwich right"?
Harker
(14,018 posts)Several Species of Small Furry Animals Gathered Together in a Cave and Grooving with a Pict.
You'll notice they're grooving, not hoovering
Harker
(14,018 posts)My specialties were blind performers and those with "Slim" in their names.
Obscurity is my middle name.
Not James.
Obscurity.
Harker
(14,018 posts)True Blue American
(17,984 posts)Matches his outhouse since he loves to be co- ordinated!
Harker
(14,018 posts)And it's self drying.
emulatorloo
(44,127 posts)LuckyCharms
(17,441 posts)I don't show my face during Zoom meetings.
I just point the camera at my underwear.
Lochloosa
(16,065 posts)It takes you to the XL, and we know that can't be right.
Try this one.
https://www.amazon.com/gp/product/B0995VTFYQ/ref=ppx_yo_dt_b_search_asin_title?ie=UTF8&th=1&psc=1
LuckyCharms
(17,441 posts)The same way that whenever I go to buy condoms, I loudly ask where the "Magnum" condoms are located. Then I buy 3 dozen of them and say "Gonna be a good weekend".
Then I go home, start crying, throw the magnum condoms away, go online to a pharmacy website, buy just 3 of the extra small size condoms, and it takes me 10 to 15 years before they are all used.
I apologize for trying to deceive everyone.
True Blue American
(17,984 posts)Gold lining?
LuckyCharms
(17,441 posts)Which works out perfect for me, because I never wear more than 3 pairs at the same time.
True Blue American
(17,984 posts)I just ordered 6 pairs. I chose pink.
LuckyCharms
(17,441 posts)I'd get them if they have them...I wear a lot of pink clothing...
True Blue American
(17,984 posts)Ptah
(33,030 posts)LuckyCharms
(17,441 posts)dameatball
(7,398 posts)Harker
(14,018 posts)I had been wondering who it was
LuckyCharms
(17,441 posts)Well, that's what my wife calls it.
"The nub"
"Good morning, nubby"!
Cracklin Charlie
(12,904 posts)You have inspired me to start a load of laundry.
Maybe if you guys dont post anything, I will actually get it dry, folded, and put away.
LuckyCharms
(17,441 posts)Laundry? Folded?
Cracklin Charlie
(12,904 posts)I saw your purple underroo post above. I am here for this thread.
LuckyCharms
(17,441 posts)So does my wife.
They enhance the appearance of my nub.
She made me buy this brand.
Harker
(14,018 posts)Well, except noses.
Noses and nubs.
LuckyCharms
(17,441 posts)peachy, mauve, blackish, brownish amber, type of color.
Sorry I'm not describing it well. I'll see if I can post some example pics from the internet.
I tell men if theirs are different colors than what I described here, it might indicate a vitamin deficiency.
Harker
(14,018 posts)LuckyCharms
(17,441 posts)Congratulations!
You're one of the few people I know who have ever stated the correct vitamin.
Harker
(14,018 posts)LuckyCharms
(17,441 posts)Congratulations!
I haven't been a "layman" since the Hoover administration.
Been on a bit of a dry spell.
Harker
(14,018 posts)More of a groover.
LuckyCharms
(17,441 posts)Er...Grovvey....er.....grooov....
fuck it...
Far out!!
iscooterliberally
(2,860 posts)I was fretting over what I might post today when I saw this post, so I didn't post anything. Crisis averted!
LuckyCharms
(17,441 posts)I enjoy helping people.
Harker
(14,018 posts)LuckyCharms
(17,441 posts)Harker
(14,018 posts)Perhaps not to the point of flakiness, but at least short of oozing.
LuckyCharms
(17,441 posts)is a natural "cleanser"?
Maybe in your septic tank.
LuckyCharms
(17,441 posts)We have outhouses here.
I'm not judging people who have to have septic tanks though.
Harker
(14,018 posts)In-laws coming tomorrow, and the last thing I need is another fucking something or fucking other to talk about.
LuckyCharms
(17,441 posts)So please don't worry.
Harker
(14,018 posts)LuckyCharms
(17,441 posts)Nothing wrong with drip drying.
Harker
(14,018 posts)I have to go dry and fold the chickens.
LuckyCharms
(17,441 posts)I have to go dry and fold the condoms.