Let's invent new catchphrases!

[Ken Burch]

Maybe they'll catch on, maybe they won't.

Here's a few to start:

"Roll me in Bosco and call me Fred "

"Well, I'll be a buttered mime!"

"Too late for the bagpipes now!"

"Bring me my hamster!"

[Duer 157099]

1. "Soy sauce today, ketchup tomorrow"

"Roll the carpet up and call it a day"

[Ken Burch]

3. "It's a whole new lump of lard"

"that's the way the pimple drains"

"well, I'll be a singing oyster".

[Duer 157099]

4. "Some days the carrots just don't want to be peeled"

"Books, books, books, it's always the books"

[Ken Burch]

5. "some days it ain't worth scraping your rash".

"That's between me and Charles Osgood".

"Dance on my shirt and call me Spunko!"

"It's a wombat's snack".

[SoDesuKa]

2. Elegant Persians Waiting to be Fed

Eine weiße Katze mit mittel lange Haare, wie ein persischer oder Lumpenproletariat Rasse, elegant warten gefüttert werden in der Küche

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The Lumpenproletariat race is like a white cat with medium length
hair - like a Persian - that elegantly waits be fed in the kitchen
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[HopeHoops]

6. My long-time favorite is "well just knock me down and fuck me sideways".

[MrScorpio]

7. The one that I invented: "You wouldn't 'ave dese 'ere problems if you woulda joined the Navy" nt

[Ken Burch]

8. "don't call me late for prison!"

"you're the grease on the Spam!"

"Turn it around and make it lick ya!"

"Why, I'll be Franklin Ajaye!"

(the Navy one is great, btw...they should use it as a recruiting slogan.)