Fill in the blank: Don't get mad, get _________ !

[ohiosmith]

Don't get mad, get high!

[Denninmi]

1. a, um, professional such as "Guido the Enforcer" to, um, "resolve the situation" for you.

Hey, I know people who know people.

[ohiosmith]

5. No names! Don't mention no names!

[hifiguy]

17. I used to play in a band with a singer whose

Uncle Louie worked for various "business interests" in East St. Louis. I once asked him what Uncle Louie did. Jimmy's response was "He whacks people, that's what he does." Funny and disturbing all at once.

[OriginalGeek]

2. Tacos.

but not taco bell. Them bastards tried to kill me.

[ohiosmith]

3. Was one named Guido?

[OriginalGeek]

21. I make it a habit

to not ask a lot of questions of my would-be murderers but I can't say it WASN'T a Guido. Needless to say I'm never eating there again. ASSault on my digestive tract with a deadly taco.

[skypilot]

4. bent

*

[ohiosmith]

7. Good one!

[turtlerescue1]

6. Don't get mad, get silly.

[ohiosmith]

8. Okay!

[MrScorpio]

9. Drunk, then get mad.

[ohiosmith]

11. Cheers!

[Gold Metal Flake]

10. Don't get mad, get Glad!

[ohiosmith]

13. Yikes!

[av8rdave]

12. a plane ticket to St Lucia

[ohiosmith]

15. Ahhhh!

[OriginalGeek]

20. I used to work with a guy from St Lucia

We worked in a warehouse and all he ever wanted was to get a Pontiac Fiero. To him the Fiero was the height of automotive engineering and styling. He worked hard and lots of overtime and finally got himself a used Pontiac Fiero. And I do mean USED. Like abused used. He showed up one day with the hood missing, passenger door missing, driver door all in primer and the rest in various states of restoration. I never did find out if he finished it or not but he was happy as a Caribbean clam last I saw...

[Bucky]

14. "on with your life"

I recently found out anger doesn't burn calories, so it's officially useless.

[ohiosmith]

16. Excellent advice!

[Liberal Veteran]

18. Don't get mad, get a personal pleasuring device!

or a naked Randy Travis, it that's your thing.

[ohiosmith]

22. Brilliant!

[hifiguy]

19. Can't improve on that one!

[ohiosmith]

24. Cheers!

[KamaAina]

23. a flamethrower!

[ohiosmith]

27. I need one!

[Ptah]

25. Don't get mad, Get Shorty!

[ohiosmith]

37. Love it!

[hobbit709]

26. Evil, Wicked, Mean and Nasty.

[ohiosmith]

39. :

[TrogL]

28. beserk

[Major Nikon]

29. Whiskey

[kwassa]

30. Laid?

[HopeHoops]

31. Fucked until you can't see straight.

[Ken Burch]

32. "...Gloria Allred".

n/t.

[Ken Burch]

33. "...back!, Get back! Get Back to where you once belonged!"

[ohnoyoudidnt]

34. even

[Shankapotomus]

35. centered (nt)

[wendylaroux]

36. away from me

[pipi_k]

38. Get Smart!

[NYC_SKP]

40. Jerry the Tapir.

He's ready for action!

[NYC_SKP]

43. Jerry the tapir. The Video. NSFW!!!

Last edited Mon Sep 15, 2014, 02:14 PM - Edit history (1)

Warning, this is a video of nature and may include images not appropriate for a younger audience.

You've been warned.

[Smickey]

41. a bong

[playboys111]

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