Sometimes it's difficult being a man

[Major Nikon]

[NightWatcher]

1. did the #5 earlier, but with 16 month old trying to get to the toilet

[WooWooWoo]

2. No. 5 is slightly innaccurate

my cat likes to stand in between my legs and peer over the bowl when I pee. Its a challenge to not pee on her head every morning. if I try to shut the door she just scratches at it until she's let in.

[Broken_Hero]

3. You forgot the backsplash....

this happens to me...hmm, at least 4 times a year. I like wearing flannel shirts, and sometimes I don't pull my flannel far enough out of the way a bit hangs down, and it hits the flap and bounces back onto me, while getting my shirt soiled....those incidents are just awesome times!!! :S

[NYC_SKP]

4. Also, #6-B: "Thought it was a fart"...

Sit down quickly.

[rug]

5. What about Hitting The Cigarette Butt?

Not to mention Sinking The Log.

[Populist_Prole]

10. Or blasting away at the calcium deposit ring.

Clean as you go!

[rDigital]

13. ROFL. Every kid does this. nt

[MiddleFingerMom]

6. Oh, does Kali NEED to see this!!!!!

[Kali]

7. hmmm

I don't think any of those are real


except #9

[sendero]

12. Actually.....

.... they all are, except number 8.

[shadowrider]

8. ROFL. Ain't those the truth. But they've never happened to me. Uh uh. Not at 58 years old

never did.

[Populist_Prole]

9. At home I very rarely piss with the bathroom door shut.

Unless I have company.

A most entertaining thread here!

[undeterred]

11. My little brother (wearing a diaper) stood on one leg and tilted sideways

so the pee would run down his leg and he wouldn't be stuck in a wet diaper. Did it in front of 2 sisters and mom.

[HopeHoops]

14. There's also the "morning wood" difficulty.

[Major Nikon]

15. The definition of "torque" is how far your heels leave the ground whilst taking a morning pee

[HopeHoops]

16. On top of that, it's a self-perpetuating problem. The more you need to go, the tougher it is.

(I was going to use "harder" but honestly didn't want to insert the pun right there.)

[pipi_k]

17. Holy cow...after all these years

I finally find out why there's pee at the back of the toilet under the bottom seat...

#4. The final shot!


So anyway, there's something to be said for having to sit while you pee. More often than not it goes straight into the bowl.

But, as a female, it's not always convenient to pee sitting down.

That's what I love about my "Go Girl". Especially great when I'm out and the toilet is like two feet above the floor and my poor knees are about to give out from hovering or I can't get back up.