I bought a pack of cigarettes at the gas station and the guy asked me for ID.

[rug]

Then he laughed.

Bastard.

[trof]

1. Expect a shitstorm for buying cigarettes.

[rug]

2. I'm all set. I've got a carton and an empty ashtray.

[trof]

5. AWRIGHT!

Smoke 'em if you got 'em.

I also like "The smoking lamp is now lit in ALL quarters."

[MiddleFingerMom]

3. And deservedly so. Why the HELL are you supporting the cigarette breeders when there are so many...

.
.
.
... rescue cigarettes that need your help?
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.

[rug]

4. I have rescued my share of cigarettes, TYVM.

Seriously, my father told me how he would check the sidewalks for cigarette butts during the Depression. When he got enough, he'd roll a cigarette.

[Kali]

6. back in the day

I heard that some people kept roaches in a film can, same principle

[madinmaryland]

7. DAMN YOU...

Now my wife will know where I keep my stash!

[Kali]

8. kids these days

don't even know how to roll one

[fizzgig]

9. i get carded for smokes more often than i get carded for booze

[HopeHoops]

10. They card for cigarettes in PA. It doesn't stop those under 18 from getting them anymore than beer.

[rug]

11. I'm in Pike County.

At the corner gas statotion, whenever they scan cigarettes it makes an "uh-oh" sound to remind them to check.

But I was in Indiana last week when I ran into the comedian.

Bastard.