If you want your SO to pay more attention to you, try poisoning them.

[Kaleva]

"“She never meant to kill him, [she] only wanted to make him pay more attention to her,” police say Mills told them."

http://www.ksee24.com/news/local/Woman-Jailed-For-Trying-to-Poison-Man-with-Eye-Drops-165991736.html

It's not clearly spelled out in the article, but my guess is that her method did not achieve the results she desired.

[HopeHoops]

1. It's at least a creative approach, but I think there's a different reason for not paying attention.

[Kaleva]

2. Well, at least we know that drinking diluted Visine most likely won't kill you outright.

[HopeHoops]

3. I'll add that to my file.

[Xyzse]

4. Sounds like a story I was told

Where they say, in a village in Italy, there are women who poison their husbands in the morning, so that they start feeling worse throughout the day, so they have to come home as soon as possible to get their antidote.

[dawg]

5. I once accused a friend of plotting to poison her husband ...

She just looked at me, and smiled, and said, "He won't eat anything I cook!"