So what is the real reason humans have pubic hair?

[undeterred]

I truly believe this is a question that is better combed through in the Lounge than in GD.

[HarveyDarkey]

1. To keep the important parts warm during cold weather?

I don't have the slightest idea.

[NightWatcher]

2. Pubic Topiaries?

[liberal N proud]

3. Tough to run a comb it when you shave it.

But bald is beautiful!

[rug]

4. Floss.

[Viva_La_Revolution]

5. to show sexual maturity

That's why you don't have it before puberty, and you lose it when you're old.

[riderinthestorm]

6. Laughability factor. Its there to ensure a sense of humour and fun to the adventure nt

[applegrove]

7. Same as curly hair anywhere. To keep parts cool in summer.

[loli phabay]

8. to allow for public pubic shaving parties

and afterwards to drop them boys in the champagne glass..

[TheCruces]

9. To get rid of it...along with all other body hair belong the neck

[eShirl]

10. the REAL question is, why don't we have hair/fur everywhere?

[HereSince1628]

12. So we wouldn't confuse our idiot brother-in-law with the big ape next door.

[SoDesuKa]

11. For 500-Post Threads in GD

Obviously this is a very important topic to a lot of people.

[pinboy3niner]

13. In some cases, apparently, to keep their knees warm

[HopeHoops]

14. I heard a woman answer that question once with "Have you ever actually LOOKED at a pussy? Ew."

We were all laughing so hard we almost pissed ourselves.

On Edit: And as my wife is fond of quoting, her mom once told her that the penis isn't the most attractive part of the male body.

[mysuzuki2]

15. From an evolutionary and anthropological perspective.

it provides surfaces for pheromomes communicating reproductive status and to provide an easily seen marker of sexual maturity.