They dated promising to each other to remain chaste.
They dated promising to each other to remain chaste.
The wedding was beautiful went off without a hitch, they left in the flowered car cans clanking behind to celebrate their union.
They opened the champagne and began undressing.
When the bridegroom removed his socks, his new wife asked, "Ewww -
what's wrong with your feet? Your toes look all mangled and weird.
Why are your feet so gross?"
"I had tolio as a child," he answered.
"You mean polio?" she asked.
"No, tolio. The disease only affected my toes."
The bride was satisfied with this explanation, and they continued undressing. When the groom took off his pants, his bride once again wrinkled up her nose.
"What's wrong with your knees?" She asked. "They're all lumpy and deformed!"
"As a child, I also had kneasles," he explained.
"You mean measles?" she asked.
"No, kneasles. It was a strange illness that only affected my knees."
The new bride had to be satisfied with this answer. As the undressing continued, her husband at last removed his underwear.
"Don't tell me," she said. "Let me guess…. Smallcox?"
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I chuckled 
My version was with a Mormon couple.