Thanks to NYC SKP, MFM never EVER wants the words "MFM's bum" and "tapir" used in the same sentence.

[MiddleFingerMom]

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[Kaleva]

1. Google searching those words together leads to "Jennifer VanBeavers first time threesomes".

VanBeaver? I doubt that's her real name and I didn't want to click on the site to see what how a tapir was involved in that. I have standards.

[MiddleFingerMom]

3. From NYC SKP's video, I think a tapir and just one other person would probably qualify as a 3-some.

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[turtlerescue1]

2. I'ld like to say "This isn't what I was expecting"

but the truth is I never know what to expect.

[riderinthestorm]

4. My poor husband will never be the same after seeing the tapir video

and we have horses - very well hung horses so we're not easily a-skeered....

[NYC_SKP]

5. Ah HA! So this is why my spider senses were tingling!

to MFM: