There are certain DUers that can kiss my ass!!!

[LynneSin]

Damnit

Now I have a Little River Band earworm

[ohiosmith]

1. Not what I thought the post was about!

Never mind!

[HopeHoops]

2. I would, honey, but I'm happily married.

[dawg]

3. Tempted, but Delaware is a long drive.

[KamaAina]

4. You realize that can be taken two ways, right?

[MicaelS]

5. What you need is LESS Cowbell, More Sleep ...

Like these folks over here.

http://www.39online.com/newsfix/kiah-austrian-town-wants-less-cowbell-more-sleep-20120723,0,5439468.story

[Major Nikon]

6. I would, but I don't think you could afford it

[LynneSin]

7. What, I found 20 cents when I cleaned underneath the sofa cushions

and btw I do expect some change!

[Major Nikon]

8. How about a RC cola and a moonpie?

[libodem]

9. And a big burrito

[Ron Obvious]

10. Can or May?

Confused.

[Flaxbee]

11. Damn. Are you going to post that picture of you BA'ing Matcom again?

How else will the kissing take place?