New York Times Pitchbot: I can't top this

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I can’t top this

In the U.S., Sam Bankman-Fried is persona non grata. But in interviews across the Bahamas, residents say that his crimes were hardly comparable to the gang violence of the island, and expressed fears of economic fallout if crypto investors don't return. https://nyti.ms/3FUKYWm

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1. Keep the Ponzi scheme going - jobs could be lost!

I'm sure many ancillary businesses are hurt when the criminals they're servicing are arrested. Concrete sales and liquor distributors are probably greatly inconvenienced when mob bosses go down. That really isn't a reason for letting the criminals off the hook. But the Times is just so gosh-darn worried about the little people.