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It's a five minute walk from my house to the pub, and its a 35 minute walk from the pub to my house.
The difference is staggering.
2:03 PM · Jul 9, 2021
@Dadsaysjokes
It's a five minute walk from my house to the pub, and its a 35 minute walk from the pub to my house.
The difference is staggering.
2:03 PM · Jul 9, 2021
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"It's a five minute walk from my house to the pub ..." (Twitter) (Original Post)
sl8
Jan 2023
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Wounded Bear
(63,886 posts)2. Ok, that got a chuckle...
The Jungle 1
(4,552 posts)3. But it is up hill on the way back.
70sEraVet
(5,266 posts)4. In the Navy, we called it 'tacking'. Thanks for the morning joke, sl8!