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Related: Culture Forums, Support ForumsBacon, eggs and toast walked into a bar
Bacon said, "I want a beer, my friends want white wine."
The bartender says, "Sorry, we don't serve breakfast."
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Bacon, eggs and toast walked into a bar (Original Post)
Marthe48
Jan 2023
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Duncanpup
(12,851 posts)1. When you go on tour I want front row seats
My lifelong dream from 1976 I was 10 was to be on the Gong show.
Marthe48
(16,963 posts)2. Ladies and gents,
she'll be here all week. Be sure to tip your waiters!
LudwigPastorius
(9,150 posts)3. I guy walks in and sits at a bar.
Before he can order he hears a tiny voice exclaiming, "You're smart and funny and handsome and creative and successful in your career! In fact, you may be the greatest man who ever lived!"
The guy is shocked. He turns pale and thinks he's going insane as he nervously looks around for the source of the voice.
The bartender sees him freaking out and says, "Relax, man. That's just the complimentary nuts"
a kennedy
(29,669 posts)4. Now this is funny......
Marthe48
(16,963 posts)5. lol
Nice to start off the day with a laugh! Thanks!