A lot of people have expressed the opinion that America would be better off as a monarchy.

[Girard442]

Cool idea. Let's ask Barack Obama, George Soros, Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez, Gavin Newsom, Gretchen Whitmer, or Stacy Abrams if they'd be interested in being the monarch.

[Captain Zero]

1. Or Prince Harry

He's got an heir already doesn't he? And he's living here.

[dweller]

2. Queen Hillary

I rest my case




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[rubbersole]

3. But, but you don't understand...

..we mean a king that can...uh..lead. That's it, lead. You know, like Rand Paul or Ted Cruz. Someone who is respected by all. Lindsey is busy perfecting ass hickeys or he'd be happy to be the lord over us peons.

[Srkdqltr]

4. A lot of people think that the world is flat and Trump is God.

A lot of people are really stupid.

[Chainfire]

6. Not much difference from a dictatorship.

Some people want a national daddy to call all of the shots and relieve them from the responsibility of fucking up their own lives.

[Midnight Writer]

7. I would support a Knighthood for wealthy achievers.

If somebody accumulates a particular amount of wealth, make them a "Lord Of America" with a big ceremony and some special privileges the rest of us peons don't have.

On the flip side, any money they accumulate beyond the threshold will be taxed at 100%.

[Bev54]

8. Well I think we go with who is in power now, King Biden, then Hunter can take over

from him. That should twist their tighties.

[Turbineguy]

9. Presumably this would not be a Constitutional Monarchy,

but more like a Romanov dynasty.

Millions will die.

[Earth-shine]

10. A lot of people have expressed the opinion that England would be better off without it.

And it's probably none of our business! I gotta say, watching the funerals and coronations (only briefly), those Brits really do stand on ceremony.

I just sold my Mom's copy of "Spare" on eBay for $8.

I wrote humorously in the description, "Harry spares no one in this latest book."