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Related: Culture Forums, Support ForumsAs a kid, what are the DUMBEST things a friend or classmate ever said to you?
Yes, we all said stupid things as a kid, and I am just as guilty as anyone else. But...
Let me tell you a story about my two friends as a kid... "John" and "Allen"...
When I was younger, during the mid to late 1990s (?), John and Allen were at my house. We were in the kitchen and I had stacks and stacks of Nintendo Power magazines, old and recent, on the floor... I was going to either sell them to a used bookstore or give them away to friends and cousins.
I'm not sure about anyone else, but when the NES was the only Nintendo system, we referred to it not as the "NES" but "the Nintendo."
Anyway, my friend John looks at the magazines, and starts laughing out loud. My friend Allen laughs and tells me, "hey man, no one plays the Nintendo anymore."
After briefly talking with them, I realized why they were laughing. Despite the fact that at this point in time Nintendo had multiple systems out and was still making arcade games...
...they thought that "Nintendo Power" magazine was ONLY about the old NES games.
I had to pick up a copy of the magazine and show them all the articles, games and systems the magazine covered.
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Okay, maybe not the dumbest thing ever, but this incident has always stuck with me.
WorseBeforeBetter
(11,441 posts)an Irish Setter. I must say that stung in 7th grade, but being stopped on the street in my 20s and 30s and told I looked like a Breck Girl made up for it. So, screw you Pam, you bottle blonde!
Lydia Leftcoast
(48,217 posts)and the topics of brain death and permanent vegetative states came up. Our teacher explained what a permanent vegetative state was, that the brain stem kept the person breathing and their heart beating, but that the person was completely unconscious and showed no response to outside stimuli except basic reflexes.
One of my classmates raised his hand and asked, "But what do people like that do for entertainment?"
It took him all year to live that one down.
battleknight24
(1,165 posts)That sounds like my friend "John"... except for one thing...
He didn't just say dumb things... he would say them sarcastically, as if I (or the person he was talking to) was an idiot and he was the only smart one. Sometimes, my friends and I didn't know how to respond to his incredibly dumb AND sarcastic comments. We knew when we were out of our league.
One time, we were playing basketball with some other guys after school, and he threw a really bad pass towards me. Our friend on the other team intercepted, went down the court and scored. He screamed at me:
"DON'T JUST STAND THERE. COME TOWARDS THE BALL WHEN I PASS IT TO YOU!!!"
Keep in mind, it was a TERRIBLE pass.
orleans
(34,051 posts)that was the "swear" word for kids around here--a variant of asshole, or "retard" --a negative, derogatory, insult.
it was coined from a sign above a classroom door at the junior high that said: "emo. disturbed" or something to that effect (the word emotionally was abbreviated to "emo" and it was a classroom for the kids who were mentally challenged.)
the comedian emo philips went to that jr. high. that's why he chose the name "emo" -- it had this weird significance for kids around here. his real name is phil.
zen_bohemian
(417 posts)This was about 4th-5th grade she told me that while that song was being recorded, that a woman was killed in the next studio, and the noise of her screaming ended up on the song....in the middle of the song, there is instrumental and a woman screaming (like a woman on a rollercoaster would).....I believed her, and every time I heard that song it made me queasy LOL.....
Lydia Leftcoast
(48,217 posts)Some thought it should be legalized.
One of the small-town fundamentalists in the dorm was, of course, opposed and argued this way, "If a man goes to a prostitute and has sex with her, he's become one flesh with her and is married to her in the eyes of God. Then, if he later gets married in the regular way, he's committing adultery, and worse than that, his wife becomes an adulterer without knowing it and goes to hell."
When faced with an astounding statement like that, all we (mostly conventional young women attending a church-related college) could do was stare in amazement.
Art_from_Ark
(27,247 posts)that there was some newborn baby in some hospital who could already talk and was saying some Satanic shit and everyone in the hospital was freaking out and they all died of fright.
Duer 157099
(17,742 posts)swear to god she believed it, that her and her brother were the evidence that their parents only had sex twice.
Come to think of it, I can see how she would have believed that...
Art_from_Ark
(27,247 posts)"Thank God we only had to do "the dirty" twice to get our two kids"...
Behind the Aegis
(53,955 posts)Scuba
(53,475 posts)LynneSin
(95,337 posts)I knew even in 1980 this guy would be a disaster.
Oh btw the kid ended up in jail.
HopeHoops
(47,675 posts)He'd been bullying me for two years and my dad suggested I invite him to my birthday party. WHAT THE FUCK? He convinced me, and I did. The kid fucking ruined the party, but I was his best friend in the world after that. The dumb thing he said? As soon as he arrived, he got me aside and said, "Where does your dad hide his Playboys?"
bamademo
(2,193 posts)I terminated the friendship about 3 years later. She is seriously dumb to this day.
TwilightGardener
(46,416 posts)over the sinks and combing our hair, and I said (mostly to myself) "Jeez, look at this huge zit, it's the first thing you see when you look at my face," and Jennifer says, "Well, to be honest, the first thing I see on your face is your nose, it's pretty big." I've spent a lifetime trying to get over that remark.