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"Non-stop orgasms" is the phrase for today. Modify a thread title to include "non-stop orgasms". (Original Post) ohiosmith Aug 2012 OP
And you were worried about non-stop orgasms! Dystopian Aug 2012 #1
Good one Dystopian! Nice to see you again. ohiosmith Aug 2012 #8
Thank you! Dystopian Aug 2012 #28
Only 113 days till the end of the world. Where's the non-stop orgasms? Dystopian Aug 2012 #2
Hahahaha! ohiosmith Aug 2012 #12
What would non-stop orgasms for him look like? MiddleFingerMom Aug 2012 #3
Yeah, that "light at the end of the tunnel" - those would KILL us! HopeHoops Aug 2012 #7
Bwahahahaha! ohiosmith Aug 2012 #13
Non-stop orgasms - I have to go downtown today! mikeytherat Aug 2012 #4
Outstanding! ohiosmith Aug 2012 #22
Clint Eastwood - GOP Non-stop orgasn Figure madinmaryland Aug 2012 #5
Brilliant! ohiosmith Aug 2012 #24
The newspaper print run was delayed by a major non-stop orgasm melt-down. Bummer. HopeHoops Aug 2012 #6
Cool! ohiosmith Aug 2012 #25
Not cool. It still hasn't been delivered. I've worked in the newspaper industry - it's a bitch. HopeHoops Aug 2012 #30
Non stop orgasms by the repiglicans turtlerescue1 Aug 2012 #9
Hahahaha! ohiosmith Aug 2012 #29
I'm on non-stop orgasms at 37,000 feet heading east.. Ask me anything! OriginalGeek Aug 2012 #10
Yes,....you did! ohiosmith Aug 2012 #31
Okay non-stop orgams degenerates. How many on this list have you tried so far in your lifetime? OriginalGeek Aug 2012 #11
Hahahaha! ohiosmith Aug 2012 #32
I was thinking of opening a non-stop orgasms shop. geardaddy Aug 2012 #14
IF there's a drive-thru window OriginalGeek Aug 2012 #15
Haha! geardaddy Aug 2012 #16
OMG OMG Live Non-Stop Orgasm Cam. nt NCTraveler Aug 2012 #17
Anyone else here ever go "non-stop orgasms" behind a speedboat? sarge43 Aug 2012 #18
A cat and non-stop orgasms. Very small non-stop orgasms. Dr. Strange Aug 2012 #19
Asking again for your non-stop orgasms stories! HarveyDarkey Aug 2012 #20
Robin Williams Plotting Return to TV with non-stop orgasms from Ally McBeal struggle4progress Aug 2012 #21
Mork and Mindy: the Next Generation Dr. Strange Aug 2012 #23
My Neighbor Got Her Non-Stop Orgasms Back!!!! bluesbassman Aug 2012 #26
How did NYC SKP do that non-stop orgasms trick in Meta? OriginalGeek Aug 2012 #27

MiddleFingerMom

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3. What would non-stop orgasms for him look like?
Fri Aug 31, 2012, 09:48 AM
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HopeHoops

(47,675 posts)
6. The newspaper print run was delayed by a major non-stop orgasm melt-down. Bummer.
Fri Aug 31, 2012, 10:31 AM
Aug 2012

Hey, I got to modify my own thread for that one!

 

HopeHoops

(47,675 posts)
30. Not cool. It still hasn't been delivered. I've worked in the newspaper industry - it's a bitch.
Fri Aug 31, 2012, 03:29 PM
Aug 2012

I ran 16 hour shifts upgrading servers and we had what I called "NOG" (Nose On Glass) when we were pushing the deadline to get the systems back online. It was always overnight work and I was burnt out long before I finished a job. Unfortunately (or fortunately, depending on how you look at it), I was the only one who knew the software and operating systems well enough to get it done overnight. Nobody else had a clue. That job burned me out. I was away from my family, under constant pressure, and couldn't find places to eat (I'm vegetarian). I did, however, manage to score beer and a cheap styrofoam cooler for early morning relaxation time. I never got my hotel room cleaned because I slept in until 5 in the afternoon. The only thing I liked about that job was solving problems. It's an ego trip and I'm one of the few who can tackle such things. I was the senior "pro-geek". Otherwise, it sucked. I'm never going to do that again, ever.

I did get to drive some cool cars, though. I always reserved a compact and then upgraded to a luxury when I got to the desk. They never challenged me on that. One time in Toronto I got a Lincoln with 26Km on it. Damn nice car. I drove Thunderbirds, a Fierro (4 cyl, unfortunately), and a bunch of other high end cars. If I'm going to travel, I want a nice car. No fucking Hondas. But those days are over. I'm not sure my back could take the G's of a 747 taking off, but it wouldn't matter because I'd get into a fight with the TSA assholes and never make it on the plane. I sort of have an attitude.

OriginalGeek

(12,132 posts)
11. Okay non-stop orgams degenerates. How many on this list have you tried so far in your lifetime?
Fri Aug 31, 2012, 10:46 AM
Aug 2012

Well, I don't think I've tried the rusty trombone but as for the rest...

bluesbassman

(19,372 posts)
26. My Neighbor Got Her Non-Stop Orgasms Back!!!!
Fri Aug 31, 2012, 02:14 PM
Aug 2012

I of course have no personal knowledge, but she does seem happier lately.

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