Fess up! I liberated a root beer mug from the A&W in Delaware, Ohio in 1963!

[Floyd R. Turbo]

[EYESORE 9001]

1. I peed on the commodore's carpet

It’s a long story that ends up with me taking a drunken piss in the Squadron Commander’s office in the middle of the night, just before my enlistment was up.

[Floyd R. Turbo]

2. Dude! That rug really tied the room together!

[Glamrock]

3. You beat me to it!

Curses! 🤬

[Floyd R. Turbo]

17. 😁

[EYESORE 9001]

5. The first time I saw The Big Lebowski

I flashed back to that night.

[Floyd R. Turbo]

18. 🤗

[Glamrock]

4. And I got a pair of A&W mugs circa 1988

I’m not saying I lifted em….but I lifted em! 🤣

[Floyd R. Turbo]

19. 😁

[marble falls]

6. I tried to steal "Steal This Book" at the U of Akron bookstore. They had someone just watching ...

... this bookcase, I never stood a chance. They let me walk.

[RussellCattle]

12. Abby Hoffman's book, no? "But officer, I had the author's written permission".

[marble falls]

16. One of Abby Hoffman's several good books. It wasn't an officer, but an older (25?) semi hip grad ...

... student who was tired of and bored with all we freshman revolutionaries that he caught one or two a day for less than five bucks an hour.

[Floyd R. Turbo]

20. 🥵

[justaprogressive]

41. I actually succeeded

in stealing a copy of "Steal this Book" a wonderful read, still have a copy

jus' sayin'

[marble falls]

45. I'd read it in high school. I thought both Jerry Rubin and Abby Hoffman were both on the times ...

... I think I decided to grab Steal This Book on a buzzed whim, to give to someone.

[lastlib]

7. I tossed the dead fish behind the corner shelves in the school library.....

It couldn't be removed without removing one of the shelves, which took three days. They were weeks getting the smell out of the place, especially the carpet.

My bad........

[Floyd R. Turbo]

21. 😬

[hlthe2b]

8. I think they sold them in later years...?

[Floyd R. Turbo]

23. 🤬

[debm55]

9. I stole a food tray from Penn State dorm cafeteria circa 1974. Used it for sled riding.

[Floyd R. Turbo]

24. 😳

[jmbar2]

10. I stole a box of tampax in 1976 from a convenience store at midnight

Because it was full of frat boys buying beer before the deadline.

[Floyd R. Turbo]

25. 😬

[sinkingfeeling]

11. I stole the instruction book for my ice cream maker in 1980. Mine didn't come

with one, so I took one from another box.

[Floyd R. Turbo]

26. 🤗

[Sneederbunk]

13. Ashtray from the Condor Club in SF 1970.

Remember Carol Doda?

[Floyd R. Turbo]

27. 😁

[Trueblue1968]

14. i SPIT on HenryVIII'S headstone IN 2001 because..... I. CAN'T STAND HIM.

[Floyd R. Turbo]

28. 🤬

[Trueblue1968]

49. and i took some pieces of Hampton Court home with me.

[Kali]

15. stole a metal wastebasket from this old hotel/now senior appartments

https://tucson.com/business/new-use-for-landmark-ghost-ranch-lodge/article_a68aa248-ce14-5797-b1e8-97203c65c175.html

design is from Georgia O'Keeffe

[Floyd R. Turbo]

29. 😱

[Major Nikon]

22. 10 years ago I ripped the label off my mattress

I never slept soundly after that. Learn from my mistake. It just isn’t worth it.

[Floyd R. Turbo]

30. 🫣

[Hermit-The-Prog]

31. I stole a heavy brass key fob from Netherland Hilton in Cinncinnati, OH, 1972

It's not my fault! What were they thinking, sending a bunch of high school teens to such a place?!? (Wonder if they ever got the Seagram's 7 out of the carpet).

I know they're still out there, looking for me. They have their own covert security forces, y'know.

[Floyd R. Turbo]

32. 😬

[wnylib]

33. I stole change from my ex husband's coin collection.

None of them were rare or valuable, just had older dates from when he had a paper route as a child.

He was abusive and controlled every penny, so I sneaked the change from the glass jar where he kept his "old" coins in order to buy milk, soup, etc.

After I left him, I sold my engagement and wedding rings, despite his order to keep them forever. They helped to pay my divorce lawyer.

[Floyd R. Turbo]

34. 😁

[ProfessorGAC]

35. A 200 Pill Bottle Of Aspirin

From a Walmart about 20 years ago. I missed it taking stuff out of the cart when checking out.
Got all the way to the car & found it under the big bag of dog food.
I was too lazy to walk all the way back in to return it.

[Floyd R. Turbo]

36. A likely explanation! 😁

[ProfessorGAC]

37. Best I Could Come Up With!

Besides, I did admit to laziness! !

[Floyd R. Turbo]

39. 😁

[Prairie_Seagull]

38. Empty classroom in 3rd or 4th gade. lifted box of pencils from teachers desk.

I am convinced she knew but said nothing. Strange I feel the guilt to this day. Did she know something?

[Floyd R. Turbo]

40. They always know! 😬

[debm55]

43. Yes we do. Former teacher of 42 years, We also have eyes in the back of our heads so we can see who

is shooting spitballs.

[Floyd R. Turbo]

50. 😱

[debm55]

44. We always know, Prairie.

[debm55]

42. Did you ever liberate a candy bar????

[Floyd R. Turbo]

51. Snickers!

[debm55]

54. Mine was a Milky Way.

[Unwind Your Mind]

46. I have an adorable little blue bowl with fish on it

From Red Lobster

It would be long broken by now if I didn’t rescue it, right?

[debm55]

47. That's how we got our Sweet and Low.

[Floyd R. Turbo]

52. 🤗

[RobinA]

48. When I Was In

1st or 2nd grade my friend had a pin that was in the shape of a bird. It had little green rhinestone eyes. The bird's head was white and it had a little nick in the paint. To me that meant that the bird wasn't getting good care, so I stole the pin so it could come live with someone who loved and would care for it. I think I still have it in a drawer somewhere, I'm 65.

PS - No, I'm not psychotic. I knew it wasn't a real bird.

[Floyd R. Turbo]

53. 😏

[AKwannabe]

55. I got a mug from a local joint just the other day

[Floyd R. Turbo]

58. 😬

[NNadir]

56. I kept up a very bad habit of liberating pencils from the balance room in a lab where I worked.

Looking back on it, their shouldn't be pencils in the lab, so perhaps it was a justifiable crime.

The pencils showed up in my home, eventually there was quite a number of them around my apartment, all with nice green stickers on them that said "balance."

One day I came into the lab early, and balanced all the balance pencils on the clamps in my boss's hood. Eventually, though not immediately, he was amused.

[debm55]

57. We had pens from our bank.

[Floyd R. Turbo]

59. 🤔

[LudwigPastorius]

61. Against my better judgement, and influenced by my college roommate (and beer), I...

was an accessory to breaking and entering the administration building, where we toured the bell tower and returned to the dorm with some stylish traffic signs. It goes without saying that this was before there were cameras everywhere.

[Floyd R. Turbo]

62. 😨

[Emile]

63. I have a 1967 Steak-n-Shake coffee cup.

[Floyd R. Turbo]

65. 🤫

[retread]

64. I strung toilet paper smeared with peanut butter across a main access road to our neighborhood.

[Floyd R. Turbo]

66. 😱