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Monday Joke Thread
(Happy Indigenous Peoples Day)
A woman buys a wardrobe for her bedroom.
After it is installed, all is well until the train passes on the nearby track and the wardrobe falls down.
She calls a technician to check it out, he proceeds to secure it with some supports but when the train passes it falls down again.
Surprised but determined, the technician again installs more supports and enters the wardrobe to feel what's causing it to fall.
At that time the jealous husband enters the home early and starts searching the house for signs of another man.
He opens the wardrobe, sees the technician and asks "what are you doing here?'
The technician replies "would you believe me if I told you I'm waiting for the train?'