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red dog 1

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Tue Oct 17, 2023, 05:11 PM Oct 2023

Tuesday Joke Thread

During my check-up I asked the doctor, "Do you think I'll live a long and healthy life then?"
He replied, "I doubt it somehow. Mercury is in Uranus right now."
I said, "I don't go in for any of that astrology nonsense."
He replied, "Neither do I. My thermometer just broke."

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Tuesday Joke Thread (Original Post) red dog 1 Oct 2023 OP
That's funny 🤣 Beakybird Oct 2023 #1
I couldn't afford the operation cyclonefence Oct 2023 #2
HA! Karadeniz Oct 2023 #3
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