Things you'd rather not know:

[hedgehog]

Why is the dog so interested in sniffing and barking at that one open cupboard?

[HopeHoops]

1. "Is it oregano? No, no, NO! Is it parsley? No, no, NO! It's ME GANJA!"

[femmocrat]

2. Maybe you have a mouse?

[trof]

3. You're other dog has peed in it.

[hedgehog]

4. Another thing you'd rather not know -

what was that crash in the other room?

[hedgehog]

5. How about -

What did I just step in?

[davsand]

6. You really do NOT want to know what the dog just rolled in.

Trust me--you will be a lot happier if you do not know.



Laura

[hedgehog]

7. You really don't want to know where that smell is coming from.

[LynneSin]

8. Why do my cats insist on sniffing each other's butts

Really?

I don't greet my friends by sniffing their asses.

[hedgehog]

9. Maybe we'd learn more if we started doing that!

[LynneSin]

10. There is nothing more I can learn from a person by sniffing their ass

At least nothing I want to learn - that's for sure!

[TwilightGardener]

11. I hate it when I notice my cats have become INTENSELY interested in

something out of my line of sight--because it's usually a giant centipede or some other sort of critter I don't want in my house. But I must investigate, for my own good.

[JustABozoOnThisBus]

12. Ever since we got the dog, why

don't we have to empty the cat's litterbox as often?

I know, but I don't want to know.

[hedgehog]

13. Why is there bird song coming from the next room?

[sarge43]

14. It's when they suddenly start growling softly, bare teeth and the hair on their back stands up

and you can't hear or see a thing. Oh yeah, you're alone in the house at night.