Lewdest town names per state. Anyone been to these towns?

[underpants]

I think Virginia’s should be Bumpass or Assateague

[Charging Triceratops]

1. Ah, Intercourse, Pa.

In Amish country. There's also Climax, Pa., where folks keep stealing the sign.

[AZSkiffyGeek]

5. Blue Balls also, isn't there?

[malthaussen]

22. It's Blue Ball, dammit!

LOL, everyone who hasn't lived in SE PA (and many who have) add that "s" at the end.

-- Mal

[AZSkiffyGeek]

34. I have, but I always forget

Remember Intercourse and Bird-In-Hand though...

[Lochloosa]

6. There is a Climax, GA also.

[Emile]

12. Climax, Michigan too.

[DetroitLegalBeagle]

27. Yep, driven through there years ago

A friend lived about 10 miles outside of it.

[Dulcinea]

39. There's also a Cumming, GA.

A friend of mine used to live there.

[debm55]

18. Me too, Wasn;t it the Shakers that lived there?

[appleannie1]

20. It is near Mount Joy and Bird-in-Hand

Bird in Hand got it's name from the old adage "A bird in hand is worth two in the bush".

[malthaussen]

23. Two of my favorite town names. I always wanted to know who the hell Joy was. n/t

[appleannie1]

26. I forgot about Lititz. It is another German town.

[Clash City Rocker]

32. And of course Gobbler's Knob isn't the name of an actual town

It’s just a place near Punxsutawney where they have an obsession with groundhogs. But Pennsylvania seems to have some interesting names.

[Dulcinea]

42. "I was looking for Paradise & found Intercourse"

There were t-shirts with that on it back in the day. There may be still.

[Hotler]

2. Beaver, Colorado where the liquor store is named Beaver Liquors

[appleannie1]

25. Pa has a Beaver also as well as a neighbor Beaver Falls.

[malthaussen]

30. They also had a Beaver College, which was, I shit you not, a woman's school...

... they decided to change the name when they got a domain on the Internet, and now they're Arcadia University, and admit men.

Really beautiful main building, quite old built from the local stone. I drove past it frequently.

-- Mal

[Zambero]

3. What a coincidence

Three Way AZ. Reminds me of a looming 2024 Senate race in that same state. The current incumbent is self-inflicted toast. The GOP challenger is batshit crazy. That leaves one rational choice!

[Lochloosa]

4. Miccosukee FL is not pronounced where it sounds lewd.

It's not Micco - Suck - ee

It's pronounced Micco - Sook - ee

There is a Two Egg, FL and Needmore, FL though.

[Conjuay]

46. And it's "Kis-sim-ee"

Not "Kiss-a-me" in FL.

[LuckyCharms]

7. I'm staying the hell out of Louisiana.

[underpants]

9. 😆

[EYESORE 9001]

8. I was dubious about the existence of Humptulips, WA

Even after seeing the sign on the highway, it seemed too preposterous for the name of a town.

[multigraincracker]

10. I use to live down the road from Hell,

Michigan that is. Just a little North of Ann Arbor.

[Emile]

11. French Lick

[zeusdogmom]

13. Grew up ca 25 miles from Kiester MN.

It is part of a nice little farming community

[Phentex]

14. Judged BBQ in Butts County, also Cumming, GA...

Smokin Pork n Butts was an annual event at the Butts County fairground but I think they stopped. They still have BBQ contests in Cumming, GA.

[underpants]

15. That's funny.

Tough work that BBQ judging huh?

[Phentex]

47. Somebody's got to do it

I have cut back since Covid though

[thucythucy]

16. Easy to have fun, even with a road map:

[SamKnause]

17. Fizzleville, Ohio

Seaman, Ohio
Helltown, Ohio

[rogerballard]

19. Hell, Michigan

Never been

[malthaussen]

21. Virginville is cooler than Intercourse, IMO.

Yeah, I've been through those Lancaster towns several times. Virginville is one county over, in Berks.

And for the last time, it's Blue Ball, not Blue Balls!

-- Mal

[WestMichRad]

24. Athol, NY

Small burg near Lake George

[Midnight Writer]

28. No Morehead?

[debm55]

29. Those are funny. PeePee Township in Ohio ?

[MichMan]

31. Big Bone Lick Kentucky isn't far from the town of Beaver Lick, Ky.

Drove through there 20 some years ago and couldn't stop laughing

[RockRaven]

33. Never been to Rough&Ready but IIRC, they "seceeded" from the Union in 1850

and declared themselves a separate republic (The Great Republic of Rough and Ready), as a tax protest. Then after three months they voted to "rejoin" the Union.

[Dave in VA]

35. Assawoman, Virginia

On the Eastern Shore near Chincoteague and Assateague.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Assawoman,_Virginia

[underpants]

38. How could I have forgotten that

[Emile]

36. Bald Knob, Arkansas

[Stainless]

37. Fillmore Virgin Beaver............

Those are all small towns in Southern Utah. It's a local joke to pronounce them in that sequence.

[Redleg]

41. I will the next time I am in that part of the state

I have driven between Ogden and St. George many times and never thought about the sequence until you mentioned it.

[Redleg]

40. Big Bone Lick in KY is just 25 minutes from my home

Beaver Lick KY is also close.

[retread]

43. Licking, Missouri.

[Mr.Bill]

44. California also has a town named Weed and another named Cool. n/t

[North Shore Chicago]

45. So close...

I was real close to Climax Georgia. So close.