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JohnnyRingo

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Sun Mar 17, 2024, 09:43 AM Mar 17

For the Irish in us all today, a story of salvation and grace.

O’Toole stunned the priest one Sunday by showing up at mass for the first time in living memory. Afterward, the priest asked O’Toole what had made him finally come to mass.

O’Toole looked the priest in the eye and said, “Father, I cannot lie to you. I lost me good hat, and I know old Dunne has a hat just like it. I thought I’d leave mass early, and just take along old Dunne’s hat from the hat rack, sort of ‘by mistake,’ if you know what I mean.”

“But I see you’re still hatless,” said the priest. “What changed your mind, O’Toole?”

“Your sermon on the ten commandments, Father,” O’Toole replied.

“Ah,” said the priest. “So when you heard the commandment ‘Thou shalt not steal,’ you decided not to take Dunne’s hat for yourself.” “Not exactly, Father,” said O’Toole. “When you mentioned the one about not committing adultery, I remembered where I left me hat.”

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For the Irish in us all today, a story of salvation and grace. (Original Post) JohnnyRingo Mar 17 OP
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